What happened?
I've been busy tidying and facestalking a certain someone and giggling gleefully to myself about his nomableness.
But mostly tidying.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you added him as a 'friend'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Nah, not yet
although it would make the perving both easier and less weird and stalkerish...
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)

social media
has added a whole new level of complicated to relationships with people.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Meh, I'm trying to justify it
by telling myself that everyone does it. Hell, with my surname I'm easy to find, he's almost certainly searched for me.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

But that would make it less fun too I'd imagine.
You can add him on Saturday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)

saturday Monday morning when she is finally able to get out of bed, her poor legs failing her and her crotch red raw
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:45, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Not on the first date!
bah, why does nobody believe me?!
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Because you're frothing at the clopper for him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

N- well maybe.
but I still have morals.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)

morals needs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Morals are more important..
as is the decision not to sleep with someone who could potentially mess me about until I have a better idea of whether they will or not.
Also, I don't want him to think I'm easy. Because I'm not. much.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:51, Reply)

it's only because the rest of us
in our arid patches are jealous

(I wish I had not just thought of the phrase arid patch)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:55, Reply)

It's been the better part of six months
but I'd still rather wait and not sleep with someone who has turned out to be a dickhead than sleep with them straight away and get massively messed about and heartbroken.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

remind me to do this
if I ever get a date, please
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

All joking aside.
This is very sensible.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I do tend to be, you know.
believe it or not.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

just don't drink too much!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Halves only
I do not want to make a massive tit of myself.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Wise berk, wise.
Do you know where you'll be going for a drink yet? Village pub or poncey wine-bar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)

If it's a Prosecco Bar, that means he's probably a yuppie and definitely a ponce.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:11, Reply)

A couple of the village pubs
handily combine the two. I expect we'll start in the Fighting Cocks, cos it looks like Hogwarts and I like it in there. We're only going out round the village - unless we really hit it off and decide to go and dance like twats in town.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Does he live locally?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Nah, about five miles away
close enough for me not to feel guilty about the expense if I bung him in to a cab at the end of the night rather than saying he can stay at mine!
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:21, Reply)

So he won't be driving then, so you can get him drunk!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I doubt he'll be driving
the inference was that we were going out for a proper drink. And I do intend to see how much of a lightweight he is whilst trying to remain out of trouble myself...
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Is this rugby-playing berk coming out?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Christ no
rugby playing berk could drink considerably more than I can now, and would be gleefully lairy about it, too.
I'm a total lightweight now that I don't drink so often, or have so much mass to soak up the booze.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

You go sister.
Sleeping with someone you actually like on the first date is daft.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Woo, validation!
and from a bloke, no less. Cheers!
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Probably
Having taken a cheeky peek at some of his photos and had a look at the kind of girl he usually goes for, kind of makes me think we're probably not that compatible even though he is ridiculously cute.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

peek wank kind of makes me think we're probably not that compatible even though he is ridiculously cute and had another wank, thinking about them, I'm ready.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Overly complicated
and a bit weird, frankly.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:52, Reply)

enough about me. What about my post?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)

*facestalking high-fives*
I am totally not facestalking anyone at the moment.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)

BB and all of his friends?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Just BB.
*sadface*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Where in the country are you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Bradford.
He keeps texting me saying nice things and being lovely. WHY IS HE DOING THIS TO ME?!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Maybe Bella, he likes you?
And were you not saying the other day that you want to make a career move?

Could it be that the South coast has the answer?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

He does like me.
This is the problem, he likes me just as much as I like him. He is horribly, awfully lovely and it's just not fair.

I think it's a bit early to be plotting moves, anyway Jeff*.


(*His flat is too small for my clothes to fit in and I don't think the cats would like the move.)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Meet in the middle.
Move to Brum.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Are you trying to kill their relationship?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

hahaha
No. I'm trying to offer solutions!

It is a long way to drive otherwise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Ugh, no way.
I'm just sulking because I'm here on my own in my stupid real life and I want to still be down there having a good time and being treated nicely by a hot guy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:09, Reply)

what an utter cunt

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Because he likes you?
couldn't you get a bar job in Brighton? Or better still, some kind of law internship?
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Of course, he might be doing this because his mobile plan gives him unlimited texts
and he wants to get full value from his contract.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

hahah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I thought it was a valid suggestion.
*Looks for your badge and gun, and sees no sign of it*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Because I don't bow down to you motherfuckers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)

You've got to stop operating above the law.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I'm glad it's not just me...

(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

You'd be weird if you *hadn't* facestalked him.
People put that information there for a reason.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)