I am monstrously indiscreet
so I'd imagine anyone who's met me has probably needed a hefty dose of mindbleach.

I know many things but I am surprisingly good at keeping other peoples' secrets.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think I managed to escape that
through a combination of you and TGB mocking me and Kaol
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Kaol is a mock-magnet.
You were probably just collateral damage.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

the first thing any of you buggers did
was enquire if I had a Prius, the smuggest of all cars.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Reasonable question, I reckon.
Actually, what's their reliability like?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

it made me die inside

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Start as you mean to go on.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

can't argue with that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I was shocked to my very core
when I found out that you drive a diesel Toledo. Possibly the car with the least amount of smug potential available.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

particularly given how fucked it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

m c
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

what is a cagnet?
and why is he a fake one?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

There's a film coming out called The Divide
It's about survivors hiding in a bomb shelter after NYC is attacked, and how they descend into depravity. One review said "go see this film if you're curious to watch a pack of actors morph into rapist Gollum", which made me think of you and Chompy, which made me ill.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

That looks good.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

That's what I thought
I'll keep an eye out for it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

There is absolutely no way I will ever inseminate Chompy,
so you can stop worrying.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

what about bukkake?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

No thanks, I've just eaten

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I wouldn't jizz in his eyes if they caught fire.
Their burning rapiness would put me right off my stroke.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

heehee :)
I love you man!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Hello petal !
You ok?
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Er, yes and no...
I'll ring you later, for this is not internet stuff.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Ok

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

There's a tiny shoot shaped just like a cock on the bush by my flat.
I shall have to remember to take a picture for you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Aw, bless you.
Fancy seeing that and thinking of me - I'm touched :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Not a film for me then:
"Do not go see this film if you're uncomfortable with violence, nudity, sex, dirt, scabs, infected retinas, bodies, fecal matter... the list goes on."
Postman Pat is where it's at ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)