How much do you know about fellow b3tans?
I am aware that I talk about myself a lot*, and pay little attention to what anyone else has to say** so it is understandable that I don't actually know all that much about some of the regulars here, other than the meme-fodder.

This was spurred off by reading that Kroney's moustache is made of revenge.

alt: lunch?

*true
**not so true
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:18, 175 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I know everything about everyone
Reagrdless of if I want to know

I have Ratt's Round and Round stuck in my head.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

haha
damn, I think that is the fastest a song has ever jumped into my head

how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I'm varying between 'More Than A Feeling' and 'Carry On Wayward Son' at the minute
It's awesome.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I know nuffin', and I ain't squeeling.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

snitches get stitches

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Maybe they do, maybe they don't, who's to say?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

well don't google it
there's a photo that looks like a dead person that's had their arm cut off and blood all over
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Alt:
I quite fancy having some tuna today.

I'm in an evil mood today. Proper fucked off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

why is that?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I don't know.
I might have to go for a jog as I'm a powderkeg of anger today.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

jog on

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)

MAYBE HE JUST LIKES TUNA, OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Shit loads.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)

no shit
Stalky McStalkersson
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I reckon your beard is made out of mole hairs, and your chin is just a massive mole-y mess

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

that would be gross
I can assure that is not the case
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I don't know why I said that.
But yeah, it would be gross.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I'm not easily disgusted
but you have succeeded
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Cock, fucking, shit bastard arse.
I'd written a few things, then refreshed the page by accident!

I know shitloads, it'd be a little dull if I simply listed it all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I wasn't asking for a list :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

OK, individual item
Roota works as a librarian/barmaid/quiz woman(?), is scouse, and engaged to Djtrialprice, who is scottish, and I assume the brother of b3th.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

pfft
even I know all that

she is my BFF though. Bet you didn't know that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Roota?
That's what I mean, I know secrets about a few b3tans, but airing them would be irresponsible and cruel.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Oooh
that makes us almost family!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

a huge amount
i respect the privacy of most of them. however, those who've been horrid.......

i am fucking freezing, just been on a site visit to a fucking field, those things are COLD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Hold on, have you been digging holes?
Are you Al in disguise?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

some of them can be wet and muddy too
I hope you didn't ruin any nice shoes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Just her second pair of Louboutin Wellies (£485)
They were so 2010 though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

rswipe is rich lols
Seriously though, I wouldn't want to be that rich if it involved working 14 hour days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

if i were that rich
i wouldn't be getting my suit trousers soaking and muddy plodding around a bloody field.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

suit trousers?
not wearing the micro mini today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

no
i ate too many lemon meringue chewy cookies yesterday and my ankles feel chubby
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

It's what's putting me off moving to London
14 hour working days disagree with me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

yesterday was more like 16 hours...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I try to manage at least 16 hours a week
Don't always manage it though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I'd have to be paid a HELL of a lot for that to be worthwhile to me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Lunch was a panini. It was disgusting.
I know quite a bit, about people I like and somebody I'd rather not know about...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

sorry, don't know how those explicit photos got into that gaz....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

What about my gaz?
How did they get in there? I only wanted the horse porn
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

oh, actual horse porn
I thought you meant hung like a horse porn
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

That says horse
not mouse
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

A panini?
You, of all people, ought to be ashamed of that solecism.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I know fuck all about most of you reprobates

Lunch was Goa Carnival soup
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Actually that is not true
Having met Monty I can confirm he is indeed a cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I know some things that aren't public knowledge.
Bids start at 50p.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Is this a dutch auction?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I don't know what that means
And for some reason, I'm not going to Google it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

It's actually not dirty
and not to be confused with the Dutch Oven.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

everyone knows AA has a tiny penis
and likes pegging
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I like the way Bella is working her way through the alphabet
AA, BB...

What's next?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Complete Cunt
could be any of you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

omplete avernous

TGB?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk8mm1Qmt-Y
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

This post deserved some appreciation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

C&C Music Factory

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Chart cat.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I'm going to have to wait aaaaaages for my turn :(

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I will have to be sport scow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

The Lovely Lampito doesn't.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Oh, you've got a sister?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Fuck you, moleface.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I appear to have grown a chinlump.
I hope it goes away by the weekend.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Oh lol. Are you coming then?
I might rethink.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Of course I am.
It's a Team Awesome event.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

+ Labs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

You're applying for Official Sidekick status now?
I'll put it forward at the AGM.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Sloppy Twenty-thirds?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Happy days.
I like my porridge thick enough to stand a spoon up in.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Ew!
Hello soup, didn't expect to see you again so soon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

hahahaha
eww
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

*Waits for Darth to change his name*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Nope, you're the only one who knows that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I know quite a bit about quite a few
but nothing I'd say out in public.

I don't care about lunch. I've just got back to my unit from hospital.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Hospital?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

It's a big building with doctors in it, but that's not important right now.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

you are now my favourite person

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Mine too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Also mine (after Albert Fish)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I was in a car accident this evening.
nothing major - it was the other car's fault - she pulled out in front of me when I was going 80km and I had no where to go because of cars on the other side of the road. Hit her really hard and she just drove off as fast as she could. had to go to hospital because my neck and back were really sore.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Fucking hell, you alright?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)

yeah I am now.
I wasn't at the time though. Had a bit of a panic attack while I was calling the police and I went into shock.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I'm not surprised
Have the doctors given you anything to help you relax?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I got panadeine and neurofen, and I just took my own medication so I'm feeling better.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

That's good
Strong Panadeine knocks me mental half the time, so I tend to avoid it. Should help you space out though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)

feeling a bit fuzzy

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Have a lie down?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

already in bed.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Good good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

As long as your ok hon : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

thanks, and I'm okay now.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Fucking hell.
That must have been really scary. Are you OK?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Christ, that's shocking.
Are you okay? And, more importantly, does this mean you won't be going to see the car-washing firemen?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Ooooh, I'd forgotten about them.
*looks out of the window to see if there's any really dirty cars that can be stolen*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Sorry sweetie, no car washing firemen now.
take that one. *points*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I'll take pictures and send them to your sick bed.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

naw, ta.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

If you're lucky
(and I move fast enough with the chloroform), I might even send you one of your own.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

An Australian?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Women drivers tut

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Goodness!
Obviously you did the right thing and reported it, so the police should be following up things like witnesses. But make sure you don't get stuffed with losing your no claims bonus.

And I'm glad you're okay, obviously. I'd hug you, but I wouldn't want to damage your neck any more...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

well I have the main witness's name and number, and she gave them to the police as well.
i don't know what happens about insurance, guess I'll find out in the next few days.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Unlucky mon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Are you trying to make a bad ting good?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I am monstrously indiscreet
so I'd imagine anyone who's met me has probably needed a hefty dose of mindbleach.

I know many things but I am surprisingly good at keeping other peoples' secrets.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I think I managed to escape that
through a combination of you and TGB mocking me and Kaol
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Kaol is a mock-magnet.
You were probably just collateral damage.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

the first thing any of you buggers did
was enquire if I had a Prius, the smuggest of all cars.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Reasonable question, I reckon.
Actually, what's their reliability like?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

it made me die inside

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Start as you mean to go on.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

can't argue with that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I was shocked to my very core
when I found out that you drive a diesel Toledo. Possibly the car with the least amount of smug potential available.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

particularly given how fucked it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

m c
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

what is a cagnet?
and why is he a fake one?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

There's a film coming out called The Divide
It's about survivors hiding in a bomb shelter after NYC is attacked, and how they descend into depravity. One review said "go see this film if you're curious to watch a pack of actors morph into rapist Gollum", which made me think of you and Chompy, which made me ill.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

That looks good.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

That's what I thought
I'll keep an eye out for it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

There is absolutely no way I will ever inseminate Chompy,
so you can stop worrying.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

what about bukkake?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

No thanks, I've just eaten

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I wouldn't jizz in his eyes if they caught fire.
Their burning rapiness would put me right off my stroke.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

heehee :)
I love you man!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Hello petal !
You ok?
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Er, yes and no...
I'll ring you later, for this is not internet stuff.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Ok

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

There's a tiny shoot shaped just like a cock on the bush by my flat.
I shall have to remember to take a picture for you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Aw, bless you.
Fancy seeing that and thinking of me - I'm touched :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Not a film for me then:
"Do not go see this film if you're uncomfortable with violence, nudity, sex, dirt, scabs, infected retinas, bodies, fecal matter... the list goes on."
Postman Pat is where it's at ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I know Roota has dubious taste in men
but beyond that, no, I know very little about any b3tans.

I know Blousie's address, but that probably doesn't put me in a minority.

If you want, I can tell you a secret about me...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Go for it, and I'll tell you a secret about a well known b3tan...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I am an open book.
I do have some secrets as I'm not a complete attention seeker but I'm pretty much as I say on here but with less whinging and cougering.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Is it an interesting or entertaining secret?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

as I'm neither interesting nor entertaining myself, probably not.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Never mind, then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I know that at the bottom of the pit of bad taste
you'll find Monty, with a shovel.

I know that rachelswipe talks about how much everything costs because it's an act of deflection. She's scared that we'll all find out her crippling secret. Her birth name was Stanley.

I know that Gonzo is actually a Spook. An MI5 agent dedicated to rooting out acts of internal terrorism.

I know that TGB has a huge collection of cuddly toys, all given names such as "Mr Snuggly-Buggles" and that she cries herself to sleep at night over the thought that somewhere a kitten isn't loved.

I know that Labia Majora, for all his pretensions, loves Steps and votes Tory and that Amberl is Gordon Brown's bastard daughter.

All this I know. For I am The Goat.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I know that
I like this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I like this
Because I was namechecked.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

the weird thing about this
is that, had i been a boy, my dad wanted to call me stanley (after stanley matthews). my mother would have veto'd it, thank god, but i was known as "stan" until i was born...

may i have the lottery numbers now psychic kroney, kthxbai
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

2, 13, 24, 25, 33, 46 and the bonus ball is 27
Sagittarians will be lucky tooOOOooo
( Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

What happened to mystic Meg?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

yay!
*Sagittarian*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Lucky you!

*psychic predictions are based on interpretations of mystical symbology, occasional margins of error are expected and prediction is no guarantee of outcome.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Me too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I like Sagittarians.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Do you think we're all Valentines' babies?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

My Dad is not the romantic type
I'm guessing it was just accident
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Out of interest, and this question is open to the whole board of directors here, what would change in your life if you did win, say, £2.5m ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

MOAR EXPENSIVE HAIR PRODUCTS!!!!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

My underpants.
(This would make an interesting new thread Gonz, not my pants, but the 'lottery' win question).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Cool don't reply to this one, ill start it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

You still in a bad mood?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I'm in a fucking foul mood Blousie.
Why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

there there : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

It'll take more than that.
I might go for a walk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Good idea.
Get those endorphins flowing.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Probably very little.
2.5 mill is an income of 125k a year at 5%.

I'd probably be boring and live off the interest, saving it up to buy things. It's unlikely I'd touch the capital. I've had too little for too long to risk blowing an opportunity like that.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Steps Level 42
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I've just remembered chart cat lives in Japan : /

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I see apple three times a week and I talk to labs and chompy pretty much every day so I know those guys pretty well I think.everyone else I only know snippets about.

lunch is lloyd grossman pasta, its pretty nice
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

His sauces are nommy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

His putanesca is the BOMB

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Isn't he one of the world's strongest men?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Erm..............................................no.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Who lifts in a house like this?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

You get clicked for that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

yay thanks!
I didn't think anyone would get it. I made a similar joke to Chompy and he said I wasn't funny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I liked it
David, its ooooooooover to youuuuuuu
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I'm a mystery shrouded in an enigma
Or not.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

this makes it even worse that you have stopped emailing me
I HATE YOU
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)