Getting home, turning my laptop on to find out we're erecting a statue of Michael Jackson, King of the nonces, outside my club's football ground.
I mean, for fuck sake. Why?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:41, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Football grounds are a prime grooming spot?
I don't know. Ask them.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Wallford have a football team?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

You've misread it.
It's actually not Jackson, but Jacko from Brush Strokes being sick on his dad's slippers. I've commissioned it following a bit of luck I had on the old 'lotto' earlier.

I'm sorry you don't like the idea - I thought it'd be a bit of fun, that's all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

hahahaha
Will you be giving the job of painting the statue to Eric?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

The engineering side of the work will be handled by Beefy from the Ital Lion sound system.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

*Nicks a speaker from a classroom and pegs it down the stairs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)

*jeers at the Jah Shaka mob in a petrol station*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

*Offers Monty a bit of Lizzy Duke jewellery in exchange for a record*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)

UR Fat Larry AICM terrible casting as the actor wasn't fat at all

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

*Gets bus to an engagement party*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Yeah', or maybe Jackyboy from Sick Sluggerz, some other obscure band that the likes of you wouldn't have ever heard of but I meet them once in the pub before they were famous.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Brush Strokes was a prime time BBC sitcom, Gonz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Not to us youngans it wasn't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

When? Is this going to end up in 80 years time when I'm your age me telling young kids about Two Pints or The Katy Brand SHow ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

1986-1991

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

"Yes gonz, it is going to be like reffering to The Katy Brand show in 20 years time".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Sorry Barry.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12746757

Fulham lose close to seventeen million in the last financial year and to cheer everyone up, they want to build a statue of a Jacko at Craven Cottage, have I understood this correctly?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Why don't they just use the old Al Fayed statue from Harrods?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Melt it down you mean?
It would probably be more life-like if the Jacko tribute was made of plastic anyway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Footballers are retards
Why can none of them run a business?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Why do they always send the poor?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)

As I understand it.
We didn't lose £17m, it's all a tax fiddle. That's from my mate on the inside. *taps nose*

The statue thing, well fuck me, Fayed's being a fruitloop is the only way to explain it. As funny as it is, it's still fucking embarrassing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

That's Fayed all over.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

It is now!
*May have gone for the wrong football quote*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Why the :(
You said yesterday most of my posts make you want to punch me.

Or are you self-harming now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)

You're now post twins, from this day forth both of your b3tan fates are inextricably linked
You both now feel the same love, loss, but mostly rejection
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Which one is the Danny de Vito and which one the Arnold Schwarzenegger?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I had a vision of them being like the psychic twins in Neighbours in the late 80's
One would occasionally go 'aaaaargh' if the other one stubbed her toe, truly the high point of tv
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Apart from Brush Strokes, obv.
And Rentaghost.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I missed out on Rentaghost in potatoland
I do remember lovelable rogue 'Jacko' as a fucking cunt though
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:48, Reply)

You are Timothy Claypole
And your arse fell off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:49, Reply)

It is now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)