I guess you don't have gay friends to tell you what's right or wrong.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:54, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

gay
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Gays can't tell right from wrong.
Just like women can't tell right from left.

/science
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Do they have to write it on their hands to remind them?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Yes, except they always get it wrong.
The farce that ensues when they try to give directions to motorists is simply hilarious.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I woke up one morning after drinking and I'd labelled my feet with "R" and "L"
thankfully they WERE the right way round.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Yeah.
But that was 'red bull' and 'lambrini'.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

*golf clap*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Lambrini is the thing that gave me a hangover so bad I wanted to kill myself.
/ac

Makes an excellent mixer though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

How? It's about 3% alcohol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I thiiiink it might have been the wine, gin, beer, shots and then the lambrini
but I still blame the lambrini.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Ah.
Like my brother's 'bad pint' theory. The first 14 are fine then suddenly he's made a little sick. Bad pint innit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

It's ALWAYS a bad pint.
Or a dodgy kebab/burger/pizza.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

You're forgetting, my mother is a raving bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

NO I'M BETTER EQUIPPED TO TELL YOU WHAT'S HOMOPHOBIC
I, LIKE, HAVE 3 FRIENDS WHO ARE GAY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Making your cruelty all the more upsetting,

( WormuIus, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I'd be upset, too
if I found out that the bloke I called 'Dad' was, in fact, a hirsute, 6 ft 3" mountain of woman called Shona and that my real dad was actually some anonymous ejaculate courtesy of a turkey baster.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

That was not a good day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

At least the internet gets to share your pain though, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

*ahem*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

do you still have that moustache?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Well, YOU know nothing about gays, do you?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)