I wandered through a tunnel yesterday and died suddenly
Turns out slimes were spawning in the walls and were so big they could hit me through the sides
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It can be brutal
I learnt the hard way not to dig at your feet, when I fell into a massive cavern.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Oh yeah
dig
dig dig
dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig SHIT *weeeeeeeeee*
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I have learned not to dig at all,
because as soon as you've got loads of good stuff from exploring giant cave systems, A MILLION ZOMBIES will appear and kill you. Or I might just be shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Random innit
I had a room in the bottom of the mine beneath my fortress that comprised solely of a 'throne' surrounded by a moat of lava. That made me happy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I was incredibly pleased when I discovered how to make a bed.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

You need a computer game for that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)