The wife works in a school.
She came home one day and said "there's a new lad started in class today; he's from Nigeria".

"Nigeria?" I said. "Where's that, then"?

"Dunno" said the wife, "but it can't be far; he goes home for his lunch".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh God!
*facepalms*
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

WHAT???

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I dont get this
/stupid
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Which one?
Edit: HP = Hire Purchase.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

No, the Nigeria one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

It's funny because Nigeria is FAR AWAY!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Then I did get it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)