I'm still at work
FUCKING HSE FORMS. I have to leave soon to go to tennis though.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

tennis, eh?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Yes. Tennis.
I am unsure whether I will be able to stop myself from grinning foolishly at him and going pink.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

grinning dribbling like a mong and weeing my knickers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:51, Reply)

special sex wee
He'll be able to smell it from the other side of the court.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

The delicate lure of fizzy clopper...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

She'll be making a racquet on Friday.
*New balls please*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Can you shut up?
you're giving me pre-date fear. Well, making it worse anyway.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

*Shuts up*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I genuinely am having a minor crisis. It's not so good.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

What are you flapping about?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Everything mainly
but I have to go now or I'll be late(r than I normally am). I shall probably be on later.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

That's bad timing, especially if you were hoping to get 'jiggy' with him.
Having the painters in at a time like this.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Oooooooh tennis
and hunky tennis-man. have fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

See above
I fear I may make a terrible tit of myself.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Then please ignore my ^above comment
I'm sure you'll be cool. Don't down a litre of red bull before you go, and you'll be fine.

And if it does go tits up, you know we'll be happy to commiserate. You know, sensitively.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I read that as "HORSE FARMS"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I read it as Horse Forms
But put that down to me being tired.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

I don't know what that would involve
but it would likely be less tedious than what I'm currently doing.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)