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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I found a machilan guide french resturant and deli on the way home from work....
Oh Em ____GEE____, that was so fucking lush. Fois Gras Mouse, Chilli Jelly, [a really strong tasting canonbear like cheese], and fresh crusty-ousidide-soft-inside bread.

And some piquant peppers and sundried tomartos.

Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:42, 98 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Canonbear cheese!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:43, Reply)
I want the fois gras mouse.
Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:46, Reply)
*waves magic wand*
KAZAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Did you see chcb and catface's wedding on Offbeat Bride?
Absolutely wonderful: offbeatbride.com/2011/03/uk-breastfeeding-wedding
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:55, Reply)
WoW! that's great.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:02, Reply)
D'awww
*heart melts*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I was at the evening do and the band was fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:06, Reply)
The whole thing just looks
wonderful. Love the rings *covets*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:14, Reply)
That's fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Haha (both of you)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I truly have a heartfelt appreciation of your typos, I really do.
I'm not taking the piss, they make me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:07, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:07, Reply)
+1

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)
+2

(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)
<3 all the way up =D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:42, Reply)
I love sundried tomartos.
But they're so expensive!
le sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Surely not?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:52, Reply)
here they're like $10 a jar

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Are you in a sunshine state?:
You could make your own if you are.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Bleedin hell!
Give me your address and I'll post you a load of dry ones you re-hydrate.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Wow, that's a lot, I pay about £3 a jar, or £5 for sunblished, it's not a big jar though.
I use them quite a lot in cooking, they're great fried with oil and pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:06, Reply)
See if you can buy a jar of "pepperdew" / "Pinquat" peppers, they're slightly firey, quite sweet and really nice.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:06, Reply)
You need to go here at some point G-man
www.thegingerpig.co.uk/OurShops/Hackney/tabid/66/Default.aspx

They do some of the best meat available in London. I got my birthday steak there tonight, could have been the best steak I've ever cooked.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Is it your birthday Himjim?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Yes
Quarter century!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Happy Birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Aw! ickle baby HimJim.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)
how can people so young
be able to type?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Amazing innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Head-dobber innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Happy birthday Himjim.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Happy birthday Himjim.
Have a good one. My quarter century's due in a month.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:55, Reply)
what is a piquant pepper?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)
See above.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)
i will try and find some one day


where is everyone this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I've been lurking for much of the day and it's been slow for most of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)
it seems to have been slow all week
have we finally run out of shit to talk about?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I've been building pivot tables today.
But yes, we have run out of things to talk about.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Pivot tables?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pivot_table
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)
boring!
it's a seesaw
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Ooo! sounds clever.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I can't stand doing them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Then don't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I make 'em and people give me money.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Sounds like a fair deal to me.

(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I wouldn't make them for shit and giggles.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Oh! MTFU then.
We all have to do things we don't like for money.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)
*watches Blousie's sympathy evaporate*

(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Yesterday, Blousie was a picture of tollerance.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I'm changeable.
Sue me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)
If you knew
Blousie Sue...


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Nutter!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)
He wasn't a nutter.
Not someone you'd want to fly with, granted. But nutter is a bit strong.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I'm not complaining.
I'm just saying pivot tables are gash.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)
pivot table?
isn't that a seesaw?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)
I don't like horror films, so i've never seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I could definitely go for some of that stuff
I'm having...cheesy beans. Living the dream, right here.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)
eating like the queen of the world
was tennis OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Ssh! We aren't to talk about tennis.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)
i just wanted to be sure she'd got through unscathed

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Tennis was fine actually
after a brief moment of slight mutual embarrassment at the start. I deliberately turned up a few minutes late so it wouldn't be just us at the start but everyone else turned up even later than me. Bah.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)
As long as you managed to 'rally' yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)
you've been working on these all week,
just so you can keep serving them up, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)
No, I'm just
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)
You're usually at fault though.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Oh don't you start!

(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)
complaining about two of us posting puns?
That's a double-fault.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I dunno, coming on here, making a racquet.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I think she wants to string us up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Balls to that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Let
it go
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I think you've crossed a line

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I did. Mostly.
I even managed to stop myself blushing and grinning like a twat, which was hard, because he was looking even more especially gorgeous and tousled and twinkly than he normally does. That bastard.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Owwww.
How sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)
You're the second person to say that to me today
perhaps I should shut up about him.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)
No.
Enjoy it berk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Perhaps you're right.
No doubt I'll come crashing down to earth again soon enough!
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Just be aware that ALL male tennis players are witches.
For example, Goran. Ivanisevic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)
You cannot be serious.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I wonder if Tennic Coach will use the line
'That ball was IN' tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Japs-eye?
No. Hawkeye!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)
What sort of cheese and what brand of bean?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Cathedral city and sainsbury's own brand.

(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)
What size was the can of beans, and how much cheese did you use?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Do you honestly care?
cheese to bean ratio was embarrassingly high...
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)
That's wrong.
There should be minimal cheese (grated) and a generous splash of Lea and Perrins thrown in for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Wrong.
tiny bit of brown sauce and as much cheese as you think you can eat. So much that it actually forms some kind of stringy, cheesy, beany matrix.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Hehe!
*agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)
*cheesy goo highfives*

(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)
^ Wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Something so right can never be wrong Jeff.
I'm pooped so off to bed.

Night!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)
^ this

(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Night Blousie.
Night berk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I was agreeing about the cheesy bit
not the going to bed bit.

But I do have cake to make so I'm off for a bit.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Cheesy goo
should be described as 'chongy'. It's a northern word that people need to adopt. Stringy and stretchy just don't cut it [the cheese, pff!]
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

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