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I could definitely go for some of that stuff
I'm having...cheesy beans. Living the dream, right here.
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berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:34,
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eating like the queen of the world
was tennis OK?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:34,
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Ssh! We aren't to talk about tennis.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:36,
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i just wanted to be sure she'd got through unscathed
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:36,
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Tennis was fine actually
after a brief moment of slight mutual embarrassment at the start. I deliberately turned up a few minutes late so it wouldn't be just us at the start but everyone else turned up even later than me. Bah.
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berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:38,
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As long as you managed to 'rally' yourself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39,
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you've been working on these all week,
just so you can keep serving them up, haven't you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:40,
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No, I'm just
Ace!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:41,
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You're usually at fault though.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:41,
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Oh don't you start!
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berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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complaining about two of us posting puns?
That's a double-fault.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:43,
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I dunno, coming on here, making a racquet.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:45,
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I think she wants to string us up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:46,
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Balls to that.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47,
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Let
it go
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:48,
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I think you've crossed a line
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:05,
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I did. Mostly.
I even managed to stop myself blushing and grinning like a twat, which was hard, because he was looking even more especially gorgeous and tousled and twinkly than he normally does. That bastard.
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berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:40,
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Owwww.
How sweet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:41,
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You're the second person to say that to me today
perhaps I should shut up about him.
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berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:43,
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No.
Enjoy it berk.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47,
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Perhaps you're right.
No doubt I'll come crashing down to earth again soon enough!
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berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:48,
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Just be aware that ALL male tennis players are witches.
For example, Goran. Ivanisevic.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:51,
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You cannot be serious.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:05,
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I wonder if Tennic Coach will use the line
'That ball was IN' tomorrow?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:07,
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Ha!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:10,
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Japs-eye?
No. Hawkeye!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:12,
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What sort of cheese and what brand of bean?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:34,
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Cathedral city and sainsbury's own brand.
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berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:36,
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What size was the can of beans, and how much cheese did you use?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:38,
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Do you honestly care?
cheese to bean ratio was embarrassingly high...
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berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39,
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That's wrong.
There should be minimal cheese (grated) and a generous splash of Lea and Perrins thrown in for good measure.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:40,
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Wrong.
tiny bit of brown sauce and as much cheese as you think you can eat. So much that it actually forms some kind of stringy, cheesy, beany matrix.
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berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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Hehe!
*agrees*
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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:43,
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*cheesy goo highfives*
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berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:44,
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^ Wrong.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47,
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Something so right can never be wrong Jeff.
I'm pooped so off to bed.
Night!
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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47,
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^ this
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berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:49,
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Night Blousie.
Night berk.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:49,
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I was agreeing about the cheesy bit
not the going to bed bit.
But I do have cake to make so I'm off for a bit.
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berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:51,
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Cheesy goo
should be described as 'chongy'. It's a northern word that people need to adopt. Stringy and stretchy just don't cut it [the cheese, pff!]
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:06,
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