to quote jeff....
.... distance is FUCKING BENT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Please don't complain about him being a few hours drive away.
/ac
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)

how do you know it's a him?
homophobe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

how do you know it's a hymn?
homophone
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

i like this
not bad for a total twat.

how are you anyway??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Having a MASSIVE downer this week
but fighting back. You?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

i'm very good thanks, hope that doesn't sound insensitive...
work driving me insane, but you can't have everything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Not insensitive at all, I'm pleased for you.
I'll bounce back, I always do.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

more walking!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

More drugs!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Definitely, I've been a fucking pig all week.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I disagree
I had a long distance girlfriend for a year, so while I only saw her once every 3/4 weeks, it meant I got to play away, with absolutely zero chance of getting caught, it was easy!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)

This post paints you in a fantastic light

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I was an utter cunt when I was younger, aye
But it was fun.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Reading this makes me feel very sad, for some reason.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)

it's ok
it's just because it was written by AA.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Are you suggesting that in all honesty, whilst AA could have cheated
the likelyhood of someone actually allowing him to play with their fish mitten is so slim that it's of no consequence?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

no
i was suggesting that AA makes people sad just by posting. i was just being a bit bitchy really for shits and giggles.

but you've just been much much worse, you callous bastard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

*prouds*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)

it's the thought that not just one, but two or more women
have such low standards that they would make the beast with two backs with AA
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

*three backs
They were guaranteed to have humps.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)