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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is Jeff your social worker?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I made a series of signs for a meeting
In case they didn't like the one with my name, I had JEFF BRIDGES and GRORTFLAX written on it
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Is your name particularly unlikable?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Well they didn't know who I was, and it was in case they saw my name and went 'oh you're that twat'
I had standby names to steal other people's identity
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I figured 'everyone likes Jeff Bridges'

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I certainly do.
Pwhoar!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Was it a /talk bash?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Little Theoban fact for you here, just something you can print out and keep in a binder
I have never been to a bash

SHOCKING
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Oh, wait, one
But there were only three of us likes, dunno if that counts
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Yeah, maybe a mini-bash, I'm a little unclear on the numerical rules.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
I counted it more as 'going down't pub'

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Don't bother.
They're gash!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
COME ON MAY YOU CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Have I walked into an episode of 'Top Gear' here or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
I had that response in mind when I posted it in the calendar.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I dunno, one day I reckon I'll travel to meet some folk off here
Ain't much in the way of b3ta people round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Where?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
HMP Strangeways

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
A bash, earlier:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
That girl is too attractive.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
It's a 'real doll'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
She sure is swell

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
My Bird of Prey will violate her neutral zone
if you know what I mean.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Didn't you meet bluestar and preference.
That counts as a bash.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
See up there
You're so slow man
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I've never been and live in London, where loads go on
I'm afraid everyone will seee me for the horrible freak that i am
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Well I imagine the majority of them to be people staring off
All in separate corners of the pub, too scared to talk, until the pub shuts and everyone goes home to wank, silently.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
So you HAVE been to a bash!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Not silently
have you ever heard the wind howling on a mornful night? Or the desperate cry of lost fox cub?

That's B3ta reaching a climax
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

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