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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If it wasn't so mean
I'd suggest breaking wind right by him.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Hahaha!
That's HARDcore mean ;o)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Yes, please don't do that
I couldn't live with myself if you did.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Are you on your way to That There London?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Will be in 25 minutes
I probably should eat something more substantial than an apple and a Nom yoghurt.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Nah, you'd probably survive.
"You have one hour to reach minimum safe distance."
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Dammit, the squirty cream nozzle is broken :(
I was about to take him a coffee, attempt to top it off with squirty cream, then *accidentally* squirt it over my boobs instead, a la Nigella.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Phwoar, I'd cream her chelsea buns any day
As long as i don't have to see her massive arse
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Have you seen Ulrika "doing Nigella" on Shooting Stars?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Weirdly for a pastiche it's hardly worsde than the original

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I still think it's one of the funniest things ever.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)

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