the answer is definitely ME
and he won't reply to this, which proves my point.

i gave up b3ta and diet coke this morning. it's not even 11am and i am cross with my boss, so i am on b3ta. drinking a diet coke. gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

11am is the diet coke witching hour
You missed some good old politilols earlier today, the moaning left were bleating again.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

dammit
i could have ranted on about my new squatters case.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Whereas the moaning well-off never bleat.
JUST GIVE US YOUR FUCKIN' MONEY AND WE'LL PUT AWAY THE BLADES!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

i'm feeling annoyed with life today, so i thought i'd be a bit controversial down there and spread the rage

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Just give me the code and nobody gets hurt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

my PIN you mean?
ha, you're welcome to my overdraft. it was an expensive weekend (feckin birthdays)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

The safe, bitch, dont act dumb!!
(It's almost as if this is in my blood)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

but i don't have a safe
i am just wearing all my jewellery.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Did he make you swallow but then only give you a couple of quick licks
before saying he had an important call to make and left you feeling all horny but with nothing to use as a dildo?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

for the last time
not everybody does it your way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Everyone hates that
Al, djtp says you're gay for not being there on Friday.
I have explained that you may have been out of the country.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I was definitely out of the country
so I'm not gay.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Much to his disappointment.
He was practically leaking at the thought of seeing you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Well I like you and I'm better than him.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

everyone who has half a braincell loves me
but you're better than most, even so! x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

<3

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Why have you posted the 'fart' sign?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

it must be what she really thinks of me :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Because I'm so turned on I'm guffing like anything.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

You should change your name to 'Queef Richards'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

This is better

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Steam powered twat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)