99% of adverts are shite
I'm being irked by the "clean hand" soap system one from Dettol at the moment. If only after you have touched the filthy soap dispenser there was some way of getting soap onto your hands, perhaps to clean them?

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Sodomy or incest
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Combine the two for true Jeremy Kyle fuckwittery

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

good plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Not that good
Hardly even newsworthy in my part of the world
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

*high sixes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Tractorlol
Good work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Also, the issue is not the soap dispenser
it's your taps.

That advert for the nose spray which attacks the virus at the back of the throat. Utter bollocks.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

And the door handle. Urgh.
If I actually thought about these sort of things I'd wrap myself in clingfilm and replace my blood with alcohol gel. So I don't.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)

It works every time for me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)