I HATE CUDDLING
it's soppy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:40, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

s pl
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I hope that on saturday you have to work
and not only get stuck in your office, but a protestor cuddles you too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I'd imagine Swipe would rather stay hidden in her expensive office than come into contact with the great unwashed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

She'd be scared that she might meet someone who earned less than her
and it would through her entire belief system into chaos.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

She'd have to replace everything they touched.
Actually, this might be just what we need to kick-start the economy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

i would agree wholeheartedly with this idea
if only all the shops weren't going to be closed because of the protestors (not that i would actually be caught dead shopping on oxford street, not being a tourist)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Plus, there's much more exclusively expensive tat you could be buying instead.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

nope
it's mostly the same tat. just surrounded by a much better class of shopper.

and no belming helmet with a microphone berating people for being WINNERS or SINNERS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

It must be lovely to have enough money to give yourself such a sense of superiority.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

She gets that from being extraordinarily clever and extremely hard-working, I'd imagine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

extraordinarily clever

She's a solicitor Monty, she's not a fucking brain surgeon or something.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

If you think people's intelligence is determined by their job
you're a fucking halfwit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

certain professions are defined by your intellectual ability to do them, absolutely.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

now al
all this does is show your own lack of extraordinary cleverness...

as before. monty said it best!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Don't think it's the money
edit: Monty said it best
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

That sounded quite hostile.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

It was praise of swipe
so hardly hostile
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Oh, I get it.
*belm*
( Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

this is why i love you so much
well it's one of many reasons.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's not the money
it's the tits.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Like *that*, they are.
Cwooargh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

it is. but don't forget my brains and looks and wonderful personality (awwwww thanks guys xx)
as a serious response, if you were from london, you'd know exactly what i mean about oxford street. only people who have zero idea or who don't stray further east than selfridges can cope with it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

You still up in Oxford for a bit this Easter?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

If you can help it don't stray into Central London at all
except for eating.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Has that bloke been exterminated yet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

i did hear he got an ASBO

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

That'll teach him

( Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

yeah well
i hope you get cancer of the cock and it turns painfully red and then purple and then black and falls off in agonising pain and sex becomes only a dim and distant memory and your wife leaves you for someone who can actually put out.

so there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I'm not the most touchy feely woman on the planet but even I like a good cuddle.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

You're being very demanding today.
*Gives Blousie a hug*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)