A Tayyabs.
I'm really in the fucking mood for one now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tayyabs massive juicy Jew cock in my arse and mouth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I considered posting something like this
but then I considered what score I would give myself and decided against it. However in Monty's place I would give this at least a six on the grounds of extra imagination.

Over to you, Mr Boyce
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Unusual strikethrough is unusual
Entertaining though. I'd mark at a generous 7/10
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

0/10 because NakedApe is a fucking 'helmand province'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

This is exactly why it's for the best that only I do marks out of ten

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

See above
Two insults and no marks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

THIS^
I had an Indian takeaway on Saturday and it was rubbish.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Bad curries really can be fucking awful can't they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Jalfrezi
It was more like a fucking Korma

Shoddy work indeed Indian people. Must do better. Naan bread was OK though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I had an awesome Jalfrezi from a jar last week.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

My curry last night was lovely.
The lamb was fantastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

This was basically
chicken, peppers (raw) and tomato (halved, raw) in a bland sauce. I shall not be returning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

That's fucking dire.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Correct

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I too enjoyed a fantastic Jalfrezi last week
Although when I say last week I meant about 11 years ago, and when I said Jalfrezi I meant blow job while I woke up.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

+ and when I say enjoyed I meant gave

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Look, I'm reliving my greatest hits here
don't start any of that shit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)