You've named your back?
What have you called it, Clive?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've named it Phileas Q Backerman

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

What does the Q stand for?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Velocity x Area

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

River flow lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

*engineer fives*
I find it strange that the bit where I suggested I'd fucked my back on a trampoline has been overlooked.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

No accounting for people really
How you do it then?

last time I was on a trampoline, I did a somersualt and got spat out, i had the bizarre moment where time slows right down and you know that you're going to fall and everything goes all calm.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

was bouncing
came out of a seat drop thing, my mrs suggested swinging my arms to go higher. I did, and my back went crack and I collapsed in a heap.

I fear the nieces may have learnt some new words.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Did your flares not act like a parachute
cushioning your fall?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Last time I was on a trampoline I was about 5.
My back is fine. Perhaps these two things might be related.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

You are missing out!
Trampolining with the kids is good fun!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

k fl

Because it's difficult for them to balance, you see.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I reckon it should be called Sorpiv, oh man, that's an awesome name, like a russian secret agent.
Vipros would be so much cooler if his back was a secret russian special agent extrodenare.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

In Russia
back has got you!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)