My housemate watches Sunday morning television
but it's all Gok Wan and Natalie Cassidy - My Life.

Abhorrent shite.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Does Natalie Cassidy - My Life
at any point involve the footage of her being hit repeatedly with the ugly stick?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

No, it's her breeding
and popping out a fugly sprog.

I think the kid was delivered by Doctor Fuck and Nurse Ugly.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

On my very bad days
when I have yet to apply my slap and tidy up my hair, I think I look a little like her. It frightens me, so I go and have a little cry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I end up watching "Magic's biggest jerk" or whatever it's called
the guy in the mask who ruins magic tricks
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I still find it un-be-fucking-lievable that Natalie Cassidy is allowed on TV
I know it's a bit Aryan of me to insist that only attractive people become famous, but there has to be a bare minimum, doesn't there? Looking at her makes my eyes want to invert
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

You should eat more red meat
You'll get this thing called Malcular Degeneration
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

If I wasn't so shit-scared of going blind I'd click this
Oh fuck it, go on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Don't get it confused with the disorder
you've already got, Masculine Degeneration; first symptom, limp wrists.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

You're on excellent form today I must say
I quite enjoy the prescribed treatment for this condition, even if everyone I know tells me it's not working
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Surely the amount of red meat thats been in you would make you almost blind.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Racist

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

That's right, it weakens the tendons int he lower arm.
The next thing to go is the lower back muscles, resulting in a peculiar gait whilst walking.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

this explains a lot about how i used to see you limping up windsor street

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Limping, hah!
You saw me striding purposefully in a masculine fashion, giving you trouble in not sliding off your leather car seats and you know it.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

oh yeah
that was it. sorry, i got confused.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

No wonder you have trouble
with self-centred, vacuous men.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

i've given up on men. you're all the same.
i have retired gracefully into spinsterhood, except that i am allergic to cats, so am slowly adopting a flock of budgies.

so far i have... 0 budgies.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Get a bald pussy
Edit: like this- www.ohchristwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/shaved_grey_cat.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

it would still make me sneeze
cats make me sneeze at 150 paces.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

You have not. You are seeing New Boy
Who may even turn out to be a Real Man, this time.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Please
budgies raging bulldykes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

hey
it tickles when you tar me with your brush
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Girls like tickling. I'm sure of this
Also, between the fork and now a brush, you're really stacking up the cock metaphors today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)