What's is your favourite Arthropod?
I like crabs.

Alt: i have to do show and tell for a team away day tomorrow, something that represents my childhood and something that changed my life.

I may just bring in Uncle Richard's penis and kill two birds with one stone, but what would you bring?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:07, 53 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My 15" black rubber cock.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

ha ha ha ha
Anyone would think these questions were specifically designed to allow you to answer with that
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I think Noel can get his 15" black rubber cock anywhere
He just pushes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Oof.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Lego for both
Best toy ever. Taught me to think about things before charging in (as I would run out of bricks)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I'm all about the charging, planning is so so boring

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

But your spaceship will end up with different coloured lasers!
For fucks sake!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

These sorts of things don't concern me as I charge in
Even now I'll just start screwing flat pack stuff together and not try the instructions until something goes wrong.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I bought some flatpack stuff the other day. "Self Assembly", it said on the box.
I took it home, watched it for three hours and it didn't do a sodding thing.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Jeff?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I found my wife staring at a bottle of orange juice yesterday
When questioned as to why she was doing this, she replied," Urrggghh" as she'd had a massive stroke and was paralysed in that position.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Hahahahhahahahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

*CLICK*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

^ what she said

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

His wife?
Mrs Deacon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

By dame's mot Deaconnnnnmmmm.
edit: my shoe's fallen off *twisty-sad-face*
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Don't worry.
I'm sure Janet Ellis will fish it out of the sea for you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Only if she isn't too busy getting Percy Thrower to call rival gardeners 'mentally ill'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

That fucking Titchmarsh is a fucking psycho, mate.
He even poured oil in the pond.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:37, Reply)

What a cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

He has got worse.
Ever since he got Dimmock addicted to crack, he has been pimping her out. She'll turn tricks your soil over for thirty quid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I took my wife on holiday last week.
Jamaica?

No, some secluded woodland on the outskirts of Epping Forest. I bludgeoned her to death with a mattock and buried her in a shallow makeshift grave.

LOL!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Your favourite arthropod is 'Lego'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Lego spiders, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Ah the special edition Manga robot series.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Lobsters of course.
Alt: I would bring a book on ancient warfare and some LSD.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Lobsters eh?
Have they got too much of *that*?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I'd say they had pretty much the perfect amount of *that*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Giving it all this
*clicks claws together*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Aww, that reminds me of an amazing terrible joke I've yet to wheel out.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

The Atlantit?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

The Titatlan?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I've got a terrible sinking feeling.
Or: I don't know, what do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

A shipwreck?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Very high premiums on your nautical insurance?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

ABOUT HALF WAY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I find comedy is all about timing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Acid just made me giggle
No weird visions, nothing. I was most disappointed. Same for mushrooms
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Please don't commit attempted suicide by taking illigal drugs from outside the comercialized phamacutical industry.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Two microdots and half a wrap of pink champagne and I'd be away in my own world.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

DMT is your friend, then.
Fuck me that shit is MENKLE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Horseshoe crabs
Alt: see above
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

This.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I can't believe it hasn't already been done
like have
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I still can't believe it's not butter!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Fuck knows.
Also, last time I went on an away day we dispensed with the psychobabble and did archery, quad-biking and other fun outdoor stuff instead. Not that I want to rub it in.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)

We do have 3 hours of a free bar after the shitty bit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Scorpion innit.
Alt - books, and a torch.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Razzle annual and a fleshlight?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Oh look it's after 5 and everyone has fucked off, what a bunch of jobsworths

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Well the beer hooter's not sounding round here for another hour at least :(

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I never get out before 6pm.
Ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:43, Reply)