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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm actually bleeding a bit today.
I forgot how much fun having a period can be.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:46, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

O_o really?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Yup!
That moist feeling in your groin area that let's you know you're all woman.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Could you not just feel your tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)
I prefer to let others do that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)
*feels*
yep, they're definitely tits.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Instead of telling your friends on the internet that your fanny is bleeding and clotting up your knickers like WBM's cat's carcus is being held up on a suspention bridge.... have you tried a nice cold bottle of Yop?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)
I don't like yoghurt drinks Gonz.
Will this be a problem in our friendship?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)
No, not at all, some of my favorite people don't like yoghurt based drinks.
It's not all of them that I don't like, just the few who give the rest a bad name.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)
In your knickers?
maybe if it was warmed first
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)
It would probably feel the same

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)
I'll remember this for the next time I wear my woman suit
Love

BB
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)
I fucking love you gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Yee-Haw!
BGB rides into town, whooping and hollering, on the cotton pony.
No cramps I hope.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)
No period.....just spotting.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)
Unless you are stealth pregnant?
Any missing weekends?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Well the last two years have been a blur.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Let's hope the next two are an 'oasis', then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Time floats away like "Ash" on the wind, scattering over your "Suede" shoes and landing in a puddle to form a sticky "Pulp"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Leave The Internet
Not for the punnery, for acknowledging that Suede exist
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)
It took me ages to try and think of some mid ninties brit pop bands
hence Ash, as I ran out quite quickly!

Although Cast was the first album I bought, "Got a sandstorm running through my head"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Well, I have to say
I think your puns were Garbage.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)
CAN WE ALL PLEASE STOP THINKING OF BGB'S BLEEDING FANNY !!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)
But it's keeping me from thinking about mine
and the inevitable cramps which will incapacitate me later in the week...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)
hahaha. This has been one of my favourite random b3ta moments

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Beats football.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

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