what's a tweeple?
Currently irritating me is o2 and their shitty 5 day delivery service which magically extends to whenever the fuck they feel like delivering my new shiny.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What shiny have you gone for?
I like o2, they sent me free chocolate completely randomly. Nobody else I know who's on o2 got the free chocolate.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

no one else is as effeminate or needy as you though
unless Darth is on O2
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Em got upset when o2 didn't send her chocolate
She then blamed me, because she's a woman and that's what they're like.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

That's what some women are like.
A lot of them but not all.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I am aware of this
But sometimes mass generalisation can be fun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

damnyouautocorrect.com/images/smelling-shit.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I'm not
I thoroughly look forward to meeting Labs in June so I can conclusively prove that he is neither as effeminate nor as needy as I am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

he's as you would expect
awesome tattoos as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I don't front on here
And thanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I'll be booking gig tickets on payday
Have some local friends who are also going, so will be a small crowd of us. The venue's pretty funky too, it's where we shot the music video on Monday. They have Tammy Wynette's Winnebago in the backstage area, along with a dalek, a retro dodgems car and other odd memorabilia.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

oh my god I broke the mirrored door in the winnebago last time I was there
Also could this post be any more "LOOK AT ME I WAS IN A MUSIC VIDEO VALIDATE ME VALIDATTTTEEEE MEEEEE"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I could have spammed the place with pics
So yes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I bet they are all on facebook already, all tagged with your face
And you were updating your fb status whilst there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I just put 3 pics up, non-tagged
And of course I updated my status there, awesome weird shit was happening.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

And you missed it all because you were glued to your phone?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I love the assembly
Interior design by Lawrence Llywelyn-Bowen no less.

Partied with cKy down there too. Utterly surreal.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I heard about the LL-B thing, made sense as soon as they said

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

BB torch because Al has it and I want Al to think I'm awesome
I got a chocolate orange from them a few weeks ago. Was most tasty
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'm not a fan of blackberry phones, prefer the HTCs if using Android.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Fuck You Labs, she thinks I'm awesome!
Although I freely admit the limited number of apps is a little sad, but I downloaded a great game called Pixellated which keeps me amused.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

but you use an iphone, so really what do you know of my pain?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Yep, and I love it
I am unrepentant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Are you sure it was 02 and not just some weird internet rapist?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

If so, they went to an awful lot of effort
So it'd be rude not to reward them for that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

well it wasn't lodged in my bumhole, so I'm presuming not

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I hate it when you get free chocolate and it gets lodged in your bumhole

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Avoid the large toblerones then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

mindpiss

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Go for one finger of kitkat instead
Don't jump straight to the toblerone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

people on twitter

( zulu eh?, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

They aren't people

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)