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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt: Elizabeth Taylor
too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
About time, more like
Zsa Zsa next
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I can't believe Jackie Stallone is still alive
Although her maiden name was Labofish!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I think she died years ago
That is an animatronic puppet
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Jim would be horrified

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Yeah poor old HimJim - his ideal woman turns out to be a puppet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
haha
Part of me thinks he'd like that
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I thought she died ages ago.
Liz Taylor.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Oh good.
She's been doing my head in for years.

Infinitely higher on my give-a-shit-ometer: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12814133
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

my in
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
^this
It's amazing to think the feller was still touring.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
18 years older and he looked considerably better than Taylor

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Singing the Blues helps to get things off your chest, thus lengthening your life span.
Poor old Lizzy kept it all inside where it festered and made her ill.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
^I really hope this is true

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
It must be.
All the blues singers live really long lives.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Try telling that to SRV's widow.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I think helicopter based deaths can be exempted from this rule

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Those are excellent priorities.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Two cheeseburgers, pie, cigarettes and a girl?
Perhaps this explains his longevity and therefore such a diet is worth trying.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
And blues. Of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Of course.
"The Blousie/Perkins Simple Diet for Improved Longevity." Someone should publish this.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I'd follow it, but I'm not incredibly keen on apple pie.
Cheesecake- then I'd be on that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Well, as you know, I don't smoke
So similarly I'd have to see if I could substitute cigarettes for stout. Heaven knows what this might do to the diet's delicate balance.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Don't worry, I'm sure smoking cock works just as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Well, it certainly seems to have kept a certain 32-year old telcommunications anal-yst from Bayroot looking young and vibrant

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I thought he was more into cheesebuggers...

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Oh, I'm sure he's not averse to a salt-beef cigar
Or even a good tug on a pastrami pipe.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)
His cherry pie is often sampled.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Wow, lampito really should moisterise

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Fuck off, Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
<3 u !!!!!
I thought being compared to Liz Taylor would be a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
It reminds me that I actually don't moisturise etc I'M GOING TO BE A WRINKLED OLD HAG
GOING TO BE
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

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