Also don't make me go off on one about why it's needed.
It is, and if you don't realise why it is after 5 minutes of thought you're a retard.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And more importantly,
if you don't do it, you get fined a grand. I am not so rich that I can afford to throw that away based on the minor inconvenience it causes me.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Please go on about it.
The need for central government to know how many people spent the night of whenever it is at mine, and to know my religion...well, it must be very important.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You fucking spastic cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

He's right though Al
I mean, can't they just use all the GIGAWATTS of CCTV footage and Social Profiling and the DNA Database to get all their answers?!!!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I heard they have 1.21 Gigawatts of CCTV footage

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

*quick calculations*
But...but that means they have cameras inside every room in my flat!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

But the benefit of having that much is that where they are going they don't need roads.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I like that this made me laugh even though it makes no practical sense whatsoever

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:58, Reply)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE MY NAME IS MARTIN AND IM A PINE MARTEN FROM CANADA

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

That is impressive
To mis-spell a word shortly after spelling it correctly takes real skill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I actually thought that was how the species of animal was spelt

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

And it is. You fucking twat.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Pine_Marten
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I had no idea
Thank you for educating me in this incredibly dull fact
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Since i'm getting into the habit of teaching you things
is there anything else you would like me to focus on tomorrow?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

You really are. What a worrying development
It's probably for the best that you embrace this responsible lifestyle choice as you're going to be 30 in three days though.

Tomorrow I would like to cover the history of the Cricket World Cup (topical) and the Crimean War (less so)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

The magnitude of the amount I care about the history of the cricket world cup
is the same magnitude of the amount of a fuck that BraynDedd gives.

Though I will look into the Crimean War for you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Appreciate it
All I know is the (rough) dates, the apparently-bollocks legend of Florence Nightingale and that fucking poem
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

It is.

(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Afternoon perky tits.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Is that the female equivalent of Morning Wood?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Wouldn't that be great.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Just as well really
Fuel prices are crazy and the roads around here are shit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Well petrol is going down a penny a litre.
Thank you budget person.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

It won't though
Petrol Stations 'round here charge what the fuck they want, why else does it range from 130.9 to 138.9 within 10 miles?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

My local put up booze 20p a pint,
when the vat went from 17.5 to 20%
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

That's bold
Unless you were paying around 8 pound a pint before.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

£2.70, to £2.90.
"It's the brewerie's fault", yeah, right.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I think I know what your answer to the alt question is.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

gets popcorn

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Blimey.
Sorry to have rattled you.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)