She is my wifes sister
And he is a navel gazing cunt.

In my defence I wasn't picking on Rswipe, merely pointing out that her vaccuous posts are incredibly tedious.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Only to you. Most people like to hear her tales from the upwardly mobile set.
Although I should imagine she expects to be riled for her yuppie lifestyle like I expect to be riled for my Bridget Jones waffling.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:47, Reply)

As things to have the piss taken out of you go,
"You're so fucking rich" beats the fuck out of "you're gay, needy and whiney"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:54, Reply)

To be fair, we don't take the piss out of her for being rich
we take the piss out of her complete lack of self awareness that she is in fact very rich, and yet thinks she's almost on the breadline.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Actually, I take the piss out of her for moaning that she pays too much tax.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:57, Reply)

and I take the piss out of her for being fucking daft

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I was under the impression that she was well aware that she was very rich
and likes to play on this. But you've known her longer than me and have had more chance to develop memes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Well, pretending that you were being ironic is a very easy defence to thow up on the internet.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Good point
Very difficult to claim I'm being camp in an ironic fashion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

You can't really claim your obesity is ironic though
No more than I can claim my chins are.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Don't forget whiney

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:56, Reply)

and needy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:56, Reply)

You're adding them faster than I can update
Thanks for the reminder though. What would I do without you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Oh, I could go on all morning treacle

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:59, Reply)

That's not what I've heard
But graffiti is an unreliable source at the best of times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:59, Reply)

zing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Morning mate
Sleep any better last night?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I did actually
Cracked open a nice bottle of red and that helped I think
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

That sounds fucking lovely
I would give anything to be sat outside right now with a glass of wine, listening to TMS.

God I'm old.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

That is not old
It is class!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Thank you!
Hang on, surely you don't like cricket - it doesn't exist in your part of the world, does it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Apart from the mighty Durham?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

*cough*SHITE*cough*
Forgive my arrogance, being from Nottinghamshire has certain advantages at this point in time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

We haven't done too bad in recent years
I've only been to about 2 or 3 games and thoroughly enjoyed them.
Sitting in the sun drinking beer whilst occasionally perusing the sport seem exceedingly English
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

It used to be a favourite pasttime of mine
Then I moved to Norfolk where cricket is viewed with suspicion as a new-fangled invention
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Liking the edit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:04, Reply)