It's like water off a duck's back, bless him.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

water jizz
a duck's Darth's
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

7/10
Quite good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I hope you're keeping a tally of these marks so we can have an overall winner at the end of the year.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I'm going for the holy grail of a 10/10
I have one 9/10 so far
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I'll spare you the suspense, it's me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Pride comes before a fall Monty.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Repeatedly teasing someone for being a bender
is not something I have any pride in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I'll bite:
why do you do it then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

He's addicted.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

ted
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Zing!

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Light-hearted amusement for myself and hopefully others.
It's not my 'War and Peace'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I'm very pleased to be of use to you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I like to be used too.
We have so much in common!
The love of hair...ties...cocks in our arses...
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

*pulls collar like a flustered vicar*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

ollar horister
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

hor f
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

cfrister?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I was strikethroughing the strikethrough

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

still doesn't make sense

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

FISTER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)

yeah
so "pulls fister like a flustered vicar"

doesn't make sense
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I was calling Monty a fister
*gives up*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I've never seen a vicar.
I read that as "pops collar" and thought, wow vicars are pretty pimp
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)

*buys ticket to New Jersey*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

ticket to album of
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Actually in his case
Pride Enormous drug ingestion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

drug cock
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Simple but effective
*clicks after officelol*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Am I fuck
I can tell you now that the winner will almost certainly be Sportscow or Monty, as they're the only ones to crack 9/10 more than once. Apart from the above Sporty is generally very consistent whereas Monty cracks off the occasional really lazy one which lowers his average. NakedApe could yet come into play if he raises his game. Flashes of genius, that boy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

of genius on Wimbledon Common
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

For another 50 pence I'll get hard for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

50p an inch is it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

£1 actually so there...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I feel totally zinged now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

What's the prize Darth?
Is it a photo of the ring around Uranus?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You're all enjoying the "prize" as we speak
Better gay insults for B3ta. The standard has risen since I started marking them. You may also have noticed a distinct reduction in the number of times I've dropped the flounce-bomb following a gay jibe recently, since I decided it would be churlish of me to take any such insecurities on others' parts seriously.

Alt answer for lols: a PONY!!!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Woop!
Cheval and chips
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)