I am cooking dinner for a very cute man tonight
the rest of my weekend will likely - hopefully - be spent grinning like the Cheshire cat.

Blue WKD is only good as part of cheeky vimto, and that's only good for about two drinks as port makes me deathly ill.
(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Best of luck with tonight
This is date number 2, yes?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Yeah.
Eeep!
(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

You'll be fine
Just don't set him on fire.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

That would be a terrible waste.

(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I suggest
when you serve the pudding, bring it out on a tray alongside an eye-watering 15" strap-on, and then say 'oh goodness, how can that have got on there!'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Isn't Noel using it tonight though?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

There's no strap on it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Monty, this is the SECOND date
She already whipped that bad boy out on the first.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Two choice for this one
a. out
b. out up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Ewww.
I know he's limber, because he's a tennis coach, but I highly doubt he's that...accommodating.
(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Oooh, are you seeing him again?
Nice work there Berk! What are you cooking?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Chilli con carne
and chocolate and tia maria cheesecake. I can't fuck up the main and I've already made the dessert so know it tastes nice.
(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Oh, that dessert sounds incredibly lush.
I'd jump your bones if you fed me that. Good luck m'dear, I expect a full report on Monday.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Hahaha!
yeah, that's the plan: an 'I've not tried too hard' main and an awesome, blows-your-socks*-off dessert.

*well, underpants with any luck...
(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

RUDE

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Absolutely! :D

(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Go commando
You know it is the way forward
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

good luck

(CheatingRabbit, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Cheers!
Oh, and cheers for that gaz as well :)
(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)