I got my Mum's wavy hair which is at least preferable to my Dad's curls, although I also seem to have inherited his hairline, thank fuck
My positivity and occasional bouts of manic depression are my Mum's. My looks are my Dad's. It's his fault, in other words. Before any of you ask, the latent homosexuality to which you all so love to allude is entirely my own invention. It may amuse you to learn that my Mum's side of the family is Welsh, which explains my love of leeks and complaining if not my distaste for rugby and bestiality.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:00, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

+ sheep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Nyaww
Poor MummyDarth, having to put up with two of you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Indeed
Possibly the only woman in the world to be more patient than the missus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

How do you get a gay man to have sex with your girlfriend?


Shit in her cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Your Welsh mining heritage is responsible for the bumming.
"What happens underground stays underground"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

we got told by an ex miner
that if you were underground and needed a piss, you pissed on the disused coalface. Anyway, if you turned off your lamp, you could be a bastard and piss on the one your mate is working on.

Unfortunately if you got found out, you were likely to find a shit in your coat pocket the next day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)