Did you want to get into a regional attribute fight?
You'll lose, you know.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

shandy-drinking ballet-dancing southerners
you couldn't win a fight with a 6 year old girl with a lolly pop
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Where were you again?
Just so that I know which arsenal to use.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I'm from the north
but I live in Wales. I care not for wales
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

For diplomatic reasons I have to leave the North alone
as one of my FRIENDS ONLINE is from the North and she's been under attack by commies recently.

Consider this a suspended sentence.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

OK
wimp
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I don't
But she does^

I don't have many regional stereotypes to go after, as I'm a midlander by birth and enjoy a joke at the expense of Norfolk as much as the next man. The next man without webbed skin between his fingers, I mean.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Yeah, the Midlands doesn't really have any.
Since it's only a region in the same way as Belgium's a country. Made up of bits nobody else wants.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

It's a horrifically pointless place, isn't it?
Sometimes I imagine what it'd be like to be from somewhere awful like Coventry and by the time I've stopped thinking about it I realise I've been subconsciously cutting my wrists without realising.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I'll give you that one
I went to see Forest play in Coventry once. Thank fuck we won.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

It only exists because they needed somewhere to put
all the post industrial hell so it didn't interfere with the nice touristy areas of the country.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

that's where Spanky is from, need I say more?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)

That's quite imaginative but fundamentally untrue
Given that the Midlands includes Birmingham, whilst a shithole nonetheless a very populous and rich shithole, as well as Nottingham which is still one of the UK's most profitable cities via the medium of tourism (thank you Kevin Costner) and a fascinating example of what would happen if none of us had bothered to crawl out of the primoridal slime and evolve, in the form of the whole of Derbyshire.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Are you suggesting that the rest of the country wants Birmingham?
Because I can guarantee that it's not true.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

God no
Just its retail industry. If I lived in Birmingham I'd spunk all my money on tat as well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

So, to summarise
the Midlands isn't just made up of the bits nobody wants because of the vibrant commercial industry, which you freely admit only exists because the beetle-browed, knuckled-dragging inhabitants have to distract themselves from their awful existence by buying things.

Excellent counter-argument there, Foxo.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

FoxY, if you please
And that's not what I said at all, is it :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Regardless of intent
that is the way I am choosing to interpret it.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

sigh
tat as well into the willing mouths of local brummie bummers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

on into the willing mouths of local brummie bummers
?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)

His aim isn't what it was
not since he caught homo-parkinsons
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Or Nortons as we call them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

"Sign my name across your face
"I want you to be my lady"

Terrence Trent D'Arby lolz
( Kroney, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

You are fucking APPALLING at strikethroughs today.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

APP LING at strikethroughs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

It's been a while.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)