This is my one attempt to do this seriously, do with it as you will;
Happy 30th Birthday for tomorrow. I had resolved to post something on your wall but England are playing football AND cricket tomorrow, so I'll definitely forget. I hope you have an awesome day and take many happy memories away from it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck off you massive Homo

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I think I just broke my 'I like this' button.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I don't think I've ever strikethrough'd my own post before
n awesome day massive, crippling aneurysm
happy memories knife wounds to every available artery
+you cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Now I've broken my "I like this" button

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

"I like this" button banjo string
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

+ in the virginal anus of a forest fawn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

This is excellent
Tangent but excellent!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

A good 8/10 there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Mutually beneficial, innit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)