Whilst out last night some knobhead set the fire alarm off in our block.
The firemen have to check *every* room before they can leave, and with me being out and my door being locked, means it now looks like this.. tinyurl.com/6fueaqn

About forty other doors got the same treatment, the letting agent has probably hung himself. I think it's quite funny.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:04, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are they having a laugh?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

did your sex slaves escape?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

pictures get hung
people get hanged

and those doors look cheap as fuck, be good to make them replace the lot!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I can't believe I let that slip through, being a literacy Nazi most days.
They are cheap as fuck, the letting agent is a cunt as well. Which is why I think last night's events were quite amusing. Once when our kitchen light broke (the little plastic socket thing in the ceiling) their solution was to use gaffer tape to get a light bulb to stay in it. That's something a moronic student would do.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)