There's a branch in almost every town in the UK, isn't there?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I wouldn't know
I'm too good for them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

In fairness, Fred West is too good for them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

There's a fat version of you in this week's Love It
I'm hoping TGB took a pic.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Wooks is on the case

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I take it as encouraging
that I'm not the fat version of me.

Is Love It one of those "He cheated on me... With my fridge!!!" type magazines? We get a bunch of those left in the breakroom, I'll have to keep an eye out.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Yes it is
Don't be too encouraged, there're the infamous Fat Al pics, and Al's already grossly corpulent.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

We've got TWO
So yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

MK has three
THREE
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I think even Leamington had one
We also have two starbucks, two subways, two macdonalds and a pizza hut
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Hmmm
going upmarket are we?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I've looked at their menu
They sound nice enough but there's no indication of size.

If I'm paying those prices I'd want at least 12".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

fuck pizza express
fire and stone is where it's at, best pizzas ever! even my american flatmate was massively impressed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

and here is me thinking pizzas were Italian

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Merkins can't make pizza, fact

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

If you're gonna whine about pizza express prices, you best stick with an 'AA' approved heart attack box of shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)