and it's delightful when they turn 13
and go moody, secretive, hogging the bathroom and the phone and your cash and demanding designer clothes and haircuts and to have their friends round so they can eat you out of house and home and ignore you and get drunk and barf everywhere and eventually turn 18 and fuck off to university...

oh yeah, who wouldn't want that?!?!?

i'm being flippant, in case you didn't guess, to misquote homer simpson.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I do hope it turns out to be a nicer teenager than me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Not all teenage girls are spoilt little shits, you know.
My sister was lovely at that age.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Bert?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I asked for that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)