Get yourself a Symbian
and have a Wild West Wanking Week.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's a symbian? Is it a monkey with a cold?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Do not Google it at work!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

It's a shit mobile phone operating system.
I suspect he means a sybian. Which is the 8-litre monster truck of vibrators. I believe it runs on diesel.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Oh yeah, that

( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Oh my word, how rude!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

You can pick up cowgirl outfits from costume shops
and I recommend putting old Westerns on for atmosphere. Although the musicals like Oklahoma! and Paint Your Wagon wouldn't be advisable as they'd totally gay up the place.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I could pause it when hugh jackman takes his shirt off, that would help
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I would have thought that'd be when you'd turn it up to 11.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Correct, and well spotted

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

It's like a ride on lawnmower
only without the blades and wheels.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

+ Noel's 15" black dildo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Give it a wash first, though.
It gets everywhere, that.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

That's the most subtle 'go fuck yourself' I've ever read.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I miss your hateful face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I too miss your hideous, misshapen visage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I read that as vadge the first time
and was thinking "yep, that's appropriate"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

all the clam slams

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

My chuff sparkles and I have photos to prove it!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

You REALLY shouldn't say that on here!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)