Do you remeber batshitmentalist
God she was boring - fishing, depression, muumy, everyone hates me, fishing, depression...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't forget the crippling fear of vomit
Honkavomapukeaphobia
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Emetophobia
actually.
(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Barfachuckahurlaphobia
ACTUALLY
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)

vomitylolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

She was back the other day
Stopped just long enough to whinge about us, then fucked off again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Brilliant, classic internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I noticed that
also she told Bob (under the mistaken impression that he was Bert) to take pictures of himself dying on QOTW
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

There is so much wrong with this post!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

was it gonz who put
that her posts were tedious, he didn't give a fuck about fishing, and her cat had a shit name?

that was a moment of genius, it has to be said.

i didn't mind her at all until the roger thing, and i felt v sorry when she lost her mum. but roger... then i lost all patience.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

And she threw her cat through a window
Who was Roger, or was she rogered?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Rogerthestarfish
that was her sockpuppet.
(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

She did WHAT?
Although I do understand the urge...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I think it was an accident, but she got loads of "joking" stick for it
the cat was her best friend so it smarted a bit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)

hadn't it cost about £1,000000,000000
at the vet the week before when it swallowed a load of quarters??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Silly batshitmentalist
cat is not fruit machine
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

pull it's tail and wait for it to shit money

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

it is not fair to make people laugh when they are drafting a letter before action
(to a tenant who is storing rotting vegetable matter in the common parts of a building).

not fair, drac.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:34, Reply)

ha hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

It was the week after, and he'd swallowed a penny that they found on an x-ray.
That was me making sure my cat was ok.

Go buy some shoes or something you stuck up snobcuntwhore.
(nolongernuts, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

PsychoChomp wasn't it?
Didn't he get naughty stepped as a result?
(TheColonel, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:56, Reply)

i thought it was gonz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:59, Reply)