Deez *grabs crotch*
Alt: Neither. Some is wanky, some is sublime, just like a lot of musical genres.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

^What he said.
Boring question is boring. And, as Darth said, factually incorrect.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

BURN DOWN THE NUT SHOPS!!!!
YEAHH!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Mmmmm
roasted nuts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Blimey, whole shops devoted to nuts?
Of such decadence I can only dream.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

They have them in stations.
You know stations, those symbols of the oppressive British Empire, that should be PUT TO THE TORCH, MAN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Monty. You know of these things.
Is it just me, or is Dr Dre's new tune... shit?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I was right about something on the internet!
I'm off to write a will
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Post it on 'twitter'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I only use Twitter for advertising purposes
If I want to get trolled to fuck online, I need venture no further than this hallowed forum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I've added an alt alt just for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Sweet.
I feel like I've just won a prize in the "get mentioned in a shitty question" competition.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Your prize is to polish my shoes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Darth, can I borrow your scoring meme for a minute?
EDIT: 2/10. Lazy and unimaginative. Must try harder.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It'll cost you
but yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Thanks chick.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Anything for you darling
ANYTHING I can afford or arrange without great effort on my part
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Really?
I want a pony.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Please see edit above
Unless pony has another, ideally non-monetary, rhyming slang that I'm unfamiliar with, you might need to scale it down a bit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

So I can have anything I want as long as it doesn't cost money?
Gideon Osborne's head on a stick please.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Please see further edit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

So it's not 'anything' for me, is it?
*sulks*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

It gets worse
If you do move before August I'm going to have to rethink your birthday present. It's not exactly something I can post.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Not fair!
Anyways, must dash for the time being. My mum and sisters are off on holiday and I have to go say bye to them, since I'm missing Mother's day and the youngest's birthday. I might be back this afternoon.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

OK babe
Speak later
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Ok, if you like you can go and work for my parents
their house still has the old servant tunnels underneath as the person that built didn't like to see the help cluttering up the view, you may live in the servants flat, you will be paid 4 and 6 a quater and youll like it or it's back to the work house for you.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I'm still not feeling it.
3/10. You improve for elaborating a bit. It would have been a 4, but spelling and grammar are important.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I'm starting to think my scores are extremely generous

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Sometimes, I think they are.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)