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M6 brass domehead.
No other nut comes close to this classic piece of design. Even the M8 is a poor relation.
Alt: Classical music is past its peak. I can't think of anything after 1960 that is not utter bilge. I think there are some good film themes though, but this is a separate genre.
Alt Alt: Persian rugs are the best for rolling around on, followed by sheepskin rugs, they're good too.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:06,
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Any carpet is good for rolling
You just need to remove any Lego/Duplo pieces first (speaking from experience)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:07,
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Not cheapo nylon ones.
Bad for burns, static build up, lack of bounce, etc etc.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:09,
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That is more your rolling style
Bad workman innit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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A chef never uses cheap knives.
A carpet roller shouldn't use inferior carpet.
I think we can all agree on that.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:13,
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Sometimes you have to roll with it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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LTI
and never darken our door with your O***s-referencing nonsense again
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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It was more carpet than Oasis
That was merely a coincidence
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:21,
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That doesn't make it OK
Only by means of constant vigilence can we rid our society of the musical evils perpetrated upon it
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:23,
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*slides away*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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That's it
Unleash the hounds!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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Watch out!
He's gone Supersonic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:26,
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That doesn't really make sense, does it
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:29,
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neither does your face
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:30,
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I dunno, I go away to do some work, and Darth is White Knighting me
I feel quite sick now.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:31,
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Was I?
*awaits punchline*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:34,
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Yeah, a bit.
Please don't do it again.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:35,
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Ah, worked it out now
Wasn't deliberate
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:38,
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How the fuck else am I supposed to shoe-horn an Oasis song in?
Some Might Say you were not playing the game here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:32,
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Too much oxymoron in header
Didn't read body
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:33,
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Its GAME OVER man!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:34,
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Aliens quote; much more acceptable
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:36,
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You have no idea how traumatising that post is for me
as mr b3th recently bought 300 fucking
kilos of assorted nuts and bolts, and I have helped him to catalogue them. In case you were interested, that is a fuckload of nuts and bastard bolts.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:09,
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Any reason
or is he just a bit "special"?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:11,
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oh, he's definitely a bit 'special'
but he was visiting a factory that was closing down and getting rid of all their stock and he bought a load of stuff to sell on eBay. Over the course of the next four or five years we may well sell the whole lot.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:13,
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wow!
I could not be arsed to sort all that out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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I get quite upset when people mistake screws for bolts.
If the thread goes all the way to the head, its a screw.
If the thread goes only partially along the shaft, its a bolt.
Were they screws or bolts?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:12,
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both
there were also washers, spacers, self-tappers...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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Sounds like heaven.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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You want to come round and play with mr b3th in his workshop?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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Are you asking someone from the internet to come around and play with your husband's nuts?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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If it means I don't have to...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:27,
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is now an honest woman
has just been too honest there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:28,
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unfortunately for me
I am a really shit liar. I am also very bad at poker. I'm afraid unswerving honesty is just in my nature.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:32,
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Yeah, I'll come and sort his nuts out for him.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:31,
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