I have a small scar on the bridge of my nose and another just under my right eye
These both came about from the same accident, tripping up a kerb outside my house and smashing my face (and glasses, hence the scars) on a brick wall.

You're probably thinking that this story isn't gay enough to be mine. Allow me to assure you that I tripped up the kerb as a result of twisting my ankle about ten minutes earlier in Ballroom class. Attempting a slip pivot. Badly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh man
I've got another one! I have a little scar on my nose form having an argument with a water slide at Centreparcs last year. I had to laugh as the accident book was filled in

Jess 7
Josh 5
Sportscow 35
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You're old
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Chicks dig scars

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Hell yeah!

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I think I'm winning in the sheer number of them
What a dozy cunt I am
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Chicks are supposed to like a man who can dance too mate
Don't believe everything you hear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

They generally like men who like women though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

7/10
Points for speed. However technically you're wrong, women love benders
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

playing the guitar is supposed to help too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Woop!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Look at us lamenting our inabilities to get women
A married man with two kids, another who's less than 6 months away from being wed and a third who's been with the same woman for 9 years, 1 month and 3 weeks.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

not the point.
just because we can't do anything with them doesn't mean we don't want women wanting us.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Vanity innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

totally
I'm horribly horribly vain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Well I want all of you so don't worry about it ; )

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

it's not enough though blousie!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Well it's a start.

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

It's just more more more with him, isn't it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

very true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Although technically, in this instance at least
3 into 1 does go
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

That is very nicely put
I can confirm that DJing does get girls interested in you. More specifically, the wrong type of girls.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

i.e. girls

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

7/10
Lose a point for taking 20 minutes to come up with that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Oh come on!
I just noticed it now!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Don't challenge the marking!
I'll take another mark away!

I'll do it!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

*grumbles while walking away*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Were you singing some gay song when you fall?
Otherwise it's not gay enough.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I don't sing
There are laws against it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Then it wasn't so gay after all
You can't come to my food bash if you're not going to Wii Sing It.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

You'll be happy to know that removes me too!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Nooooooo
Well, both you and Darth can do the Wii Just Dance instead.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I could direct you to a YouTube video which would change your mind
but I won't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Just give me a few hints
and I'll find it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Absolutely not
I can safely say that not even you could tempt me to reveal anything about it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Oh, c'mon
Do you really want to play that game?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I'd be most intrigued to see what you could put on the table

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

*pulls up a chair*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Only if you're going to be showing me that video

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I'm not showing you until I know what you've got to offer!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I'm not offering anything
Until I know there's a chance of you making the video public. Why would I wast my time with propositions if I know they're going nowhere from the begining?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

There's a chance, a very slim chance
but as I said, you'll have to offer something spec-fucking-tacular
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I don't think there's a real chance there
I think you only want to know what I have to offer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

This is very perceptive of you
However, from my point of view, I believe that anything you offer which fulfils the spec-fucking-tacular criteria might be bullshit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Well, your loss
I'm sure if you stop giving excuses and we finally meet once, I can make you drunk enough to get you singing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I can't rule that out
But no-one will thank you for doing so!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

That's true
But you'll be losing your opportunity of getting something from me, even if it's not spec-fucking-tacular!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

A combination of alcohol and promised bribery will probably do the trick
but if I humiliate myself in public I'm going to hold you to whatever bribes you promise!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Right, that's a deal
Now, let's just meet. When are you going to a bash?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)