I just made a round of hot drinks, right
One of my colleagues asked for coffee, to which I replied "Black or white?". As I did so, I flung one hand in the air, grabbed my crotch and followed the question with an "Oow!" that Jacko himself would have been proud of.

I'm not remotely uncomfortable with having done this, I'm fucking proud of myself, and as a result decided to tell a bunch of internet randoms.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:53, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Did anyone look uncomfortable and then look away.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Yes
But that's more to do with my face than anything else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Are you the office Japester?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Man, every office needs one of those

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Someone to keep everyone lolling hard all day long

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

J R
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

You're mixing your memes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Yeah, I know
Just wanted to be that Japester
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

No

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

creeper

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Haha

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

racist public masterbating, this is a new low

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

It's more of a guessing game
What colour will the produce of my impending wank be?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I would guess off-white

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

magnolia
or winter dawn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)

haha!
I've not Dulux colour matched it as yet. Someone should try this in B&Q
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

"What colour are you looking for, sir?"
"Er... hang on. I can tell you, but I'll need a couple of minutes, a petri dish and ideally a copy of the Lord's Prayer in case I forget the words halfway through"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Or produce "the wanksock"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

clicks like chimp with a button on it's cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Have you noticed I haven't called you an utter bender once today?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Now you come to mention it...
Are you feeling OK?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

+C +C
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You said I was mean to you yesterday so i thought i'd try and be nice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

That's dashed decent of you
I can't even remember saying that so I might not have been all that upset. But I still very much appreciate the thought
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I think you've done well today
I can only think of about 4 attempts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Does that mean I've done well?
Or that people are getting bored of the meme?

Hint: no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Day off innit
Also, no good strikethrough-able posts from you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Terribly sorry, old boy
Let me offer you some respite; this evening I'm going to fuck a man in the arse

Strikethrough that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Obvious reply is obvious
that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Hahaha
Very well done
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

eythangyew

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

low b3ta high
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I'm sure
the colleague who asked for the coffee is very unconfortable about it and regrets having done it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

This is very disappointing

( Kroney, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)