How's it going?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think he's losing interest
I always knew I was punching waaaaaaaay above my weight. Oh well.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Did you at least get a shag out of him?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

She got to watch him have a wank over a DVD

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Yes, albeit a slightly awkward, neither-of-us-have-drunk-enough-to-be-confident one.

(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Wow, that must have been a whole load of fun.
Frankly, if he's that awkward you're best out of it. But then I'd say the same to him too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

*shrug*
I have always found the first time with anyone to be slightly awkward, especially when sober. Slightly awkward is not the same as bad or not fun.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Oh is see, it didn't sound great from your description above.
You should go out on a date, get him to drink about 2/3 of a bottle of wine while you have the rest. That should be sufficient.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I will almost certainly try this
if he comes round this evening. If.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Well, there you go.
Get bladdered enough to be Supersexvixen, then show what he'd be missing if he left now.

On a more serious note, as you get to know him (and 'know' him), do you still like him as much?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Basically, does his willy match up with how you percieve the rest of him?
Is he a djtrialprice, or someone with a rubbish cock.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Pfft!
disappointingly average, since you ask. But I've had worse.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Oh that's a shame.
If he asked, would you tell him that it was "just the right size"?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I would tell him it's neither nice or necessary to draw comparisons between him and my exes.

(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

That's an incredibly hurtful thing to say.
I hope he never asks, but ultimately if you do say that to him, I guarantee there is no long term future in your relationship.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

because any man would think that means
"all my exes were hung like John Holmes and had his stamina"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Especially when deep down they know that they have a small and odd shaped penis
and don't really know what to do with it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Who is John Holmes?
and I'm also sure he must be aware that he hasn't exactly got a massive cock, so why would me lying to him about it make him feel any better?
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

true
but your answer could be read as evasive, and thus reflect negatively on him.

When it comes to their cocks, men can be as mental as women are about everything else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

And there is a difference between being aware that you could never work in porn
and being told by the girl you're screwing that actually in comparison to a load of other average people, you are at the bottom end of the bell curve.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

+end

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

*snort*
click!
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Yes, I know, I was going for the subtle double entendre

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Well then basically there is no good or right answer
either I lie to his face, which I don't want to do, or I hurt his feelings. Hence thinking evasive is the way to go.
Plus, yes I've had men with larger cocks but who were also incredibly shit in bed. So... *shrugs* I prefer it the other way round.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

You just said you *didn't* prefere it the other way round
make your mind up!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Eh wut?
No, I meant a man with a smaller cock who knows what he's doing with it.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

In yer bumbum?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

oh my god we're like *so* alike!
BFFs for evah!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

*medium-height-fives*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

She might be saying no, but her eyes are saying yes
She's like Jacky out of HOllyoaks.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

surprisesexloz

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Silly berk
boys always think they have a massive cock, when in reality most of them just *are* massive cocks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

A girl might be aware that she's a gigantic wobbling leviathan
but she wouldn't want me marching right in and confirming it, would she? Same deal.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

That is easily the most disturbing thing I've read all day
Where's the mindbleach?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Oh hai!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

hai sis
Feeling better?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Hacking cough of doom.
But much much better. I'm going to see Peter Serafinowicz tonight.
How's our B3th?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

impoverished and still tight-jawed
but with a shiny kitchen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Well done!
My house is just vaguely acceptable at the mo. I want it gleaming.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I love you, Al
but I don't want to lie awake at night wondering how you know him so intimately...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I've seen that picture from Download
Why do you think dj had that fuck off grin on his face?

And his top off....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

You're so wrong.
But I also love you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Tough
I've implanted that seed of doubt into your mind now. I hope next time your bouncing on his willy this thought crosses your mind and puts you right off your stroke.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

He wouldn't permit such a lack of dedication.
You know how he can be. Well I'm assuming you do.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Haha!
I'll see what I can do. And yeah - he's lovely. If I wasn't so wary about rushing in to things I'd probably be smitten.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Why, haven't you let him in the tradesmans yet?

( Kroney, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Women just don't get it, men really are very simple to keep.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

My arse is southbound traffic only.

(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

You should move to Australia then
You would become more popular. But you would probably suffer terrible gut ache after a couple of days. And ultimately die.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

EXCUSE ME PEOPLE!
THIS IS A VERY FUNNY JOKE HERE THAT YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISSED!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I saw it
and approved
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Thank you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

no, thank you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)