I've had three phone calls and two texts this evening
I'm definitely avoiding the person.
Hope this helps.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What's it like to be wanted Rory?

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Indifferent
I have no interest and have told her as much without being a cunt, to no avail. It would appear a good season of bridge burning is required *cracks knuckles*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Tell her you are sick of her incessant whinging
and that you are currrently having a wank over a picture of Susanah Reid off the BBC website.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I'd prefer her shopped into various porn poses
I wonder if she's got a hairy gash *ponders*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I reckon she's tidyly trimmed
but not shaved
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Oh dear, so a mildly hairy bumhole
Perhaps she amuses her partner by retaining a 70's hairy gash for the lols on his birthday
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)

"Nononono, it was a compliment when I said you'd look like Anneka Rice when you're older so I'd still chuck my muck up you if I haven't seen my senses since then".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)

You must be one helluva guy.
In all seriousness, she must have self esteem issues to be chasing someone who is not interested.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Where would any of us be without sweet sweet desperation
You can smell it from ten yards
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

yeah that would be crazy
who the hell would do that shit... :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

*puts hand up*
I think i've got an answer
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)