This awful mother
accusing her daughter's boyfriend of being gay, and him then having to explain the etymology of the word 'ho' to her.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This show sounds a bit high-brow to me.
You need more rubbish.

You need things like Operation Repo in your life.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ZzOvGdGT8
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:09, Reply)

I think highbrow is the last word I'd use
it's strangely hypnotic. When I watch it, I catch myself thinking 'hmm maybe I should get a tan'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:10, Reply)

I might investigate.
But it sounds beyond shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:17, Reply)

That's why I watch it
it doesn't even pretend to be good. It's like watching a different species
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:18, Reply)

I'd wind up putting my foot through the screen, I find the Essex accent intolerable.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:20, Reply)

Apparently, ten (TEN!!!) percent of men regularly use fake tan.
Mind you, I just heard this as a minor news headline, they didn't say how many people took part in the survey.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:19, Reply)

I've never fake tanned
but this summer I might be tempted. I am incredibly pale
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:21, Reply)

Nooo!
Naturally pale is beautiful. More folk need to realise this.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:23, Reply)

I like being pale
but there's no denying I probably look like a dead fish
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:25, Reply)

Somehow I doubt that.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:33, Reply)

Maybe she said it, just for the halibut?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:34, Reply)

I'm just going to tuna this puns out

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:35, Reply)

Come on Amberl. I know you've got sole.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:36, Reply)

Salmon stop him

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:40, Reply)

The only bloke I know who used fake tan
Didn't realise he was using it.

That'll teach him for passing out drunk in the bathroom of my old gaff. Turns out, that stuff really does stain the skin, and Steve, if you're reading this. I apologise for writing 'twat' on your head.

(Just to be clear, there was a woman living there at the time too, and it was her fake tan).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:24, Reply)

Haha, yeah right.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:25, Reply)

There are photos somewhere.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:29, Reply)

In other news, Piston has had to drop out of Swipey's bash.
I can feel my bottom lip quivering.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:28, Reply)

He was given a fake-tan makeover by the ladies in the house when they realised he'd been 'tanned'
Turns out you can cover it over quite well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:31, Reply)

You coming to the Bristol bash?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:35, Reply)

*Shrugs*
I know nothing of said bash.

*sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:37, Reply)

Here it is
b3ta.com/calendar/event/23359
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:39, Reply)

Bar yours, I don't know any of the names on the list of attendees.
However, City are at home on that date, so I'll probably be on a Leo that day and might well be available for a pint of apples in the city somewhere.

What boozer is being used?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:44, Reply)

Apparantly The Ship

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:53, Reply)

Which one?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:55, Reply)

In Lower Park Row
which I think is in Clifton
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:03, Reply)

I know it.
(They used to have a couple of pool tables down stairs)

I didn't realise it was still open! I thought it had closed down years ago.

Right. I'm going to bed. I need to get some sleep.

Night Amberl, sleep soundly yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:05, Reply)

Night, sleep well!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:11, Reply)