freelance bus driver?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

As a short term measure, yes
But that will keep the bills paid whilst I launch my rather more grandiose plan of being an Inventory Provider.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:19, Reply)

You'll be a man who gives people lists.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I will
But GOOD lists - the like of which have never before been seen.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Is that a demand for contractors in this field?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Yes
More to the point, there is round here.

Done all the market research, happy there's a market, finish work on April 21st, launch June 1st.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Fantastic.
What does inventory providing mean, in laymans terms? What sort of companies require such a person.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Basics
You rent a property, you pay a deposit.

You give up the property, you want the deposit back.

Prior to you renting someone comes in, checks the property from top to bottom and lists what they find.

When you move out, someone comes in and checks against the original list.

I'm going to be the someone.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Nice.
So you'll be like the Magnum PI of the property world.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I don't have a moustache
If I have a moustache I look like Mike Harding and that's not good.

I don't have a Ferrarri. I have a Citroen C5 and a Suzuki Vitara.

Apart from that you're spot on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I'll try and get in touch with a mate of mine next week.
He either still has (or did have) a company that provided resources for Landlords who didn't want to use letting agents.

If he is still working in this space, then he might be a useful contact to have.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Cheers
That's sort of the market I'm going for.

I'm mortgage free at the end of this year. I can pick up driving work if I need to but that'll be a supplement, rather than the main income.

Think I'm sorted.

Sheridan Landlord Services. Getting the website done next week.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I'll try and get in touch with him and if he is able to help, I'll put you in touch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Citroen Sinclair
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)

You're in the right place for it, especially if you corner the LS6 market.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Going straight to the top
Adel, Tinshill, Horsforth, Calverley, Baildon, Saltaire.

No money in LS3 or LS6 - already full of chancers.

I'll be doing Spen Valley because the money is right at the moment. Morley too. Really building up on rentals.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:06, Reply)

If you start doing Morley properties, wear shoes/boots with thick soles.
You don't want to step on any old heroin needles.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Is he in the property game now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Morley is getting better
That stuff is moving back to Beeston and Ardesley again.

Not my choice of market - I'd be in Otley/Menston/Guiseley/Bramhope all day long if I could but that market is stitched up.

Realistically the money will come from Saltaire and Bingley. As above, I think there's a market and I'm one of the best salesmen I've ever met.

Bedtime - bank manager tomorrow!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Are you the one who is also a struggling alcoholic?
I wouldn't fancy getting on your bus, no offence.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Err, no
I know the boy you're thinking of.

Try to keep up there, lad.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)

You're on the wagon bus.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I dunno there's a few, isn't there a train driver here who likes the odd drink or fifteen?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Noel's best friend!

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I don't know if I want him caught one day, or for him to total an intercity train along with hundreds of lives, decisions decisions

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)

If he kicks off whilst being detained he could be accused of causing an (Ocean Colour) scene.
The day we caught the (drunk) train (driver).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)

No, that's me you're thinking of.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:31, Reply)

See that struggling alcoholic?
That's you, that is.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)

ooh, good luck

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)

good luck Stick you. Your momma too. And your Daddy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)