texts are lethal
they get totally misinterpreted.

don't text him, berk-o. play it cooooool. if you feel the need, text me instead!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't I know it.
and I'm trying very hard to play it cool and not pester him, but I just get impatient and think 'well fuck it, I want to hear from him so I'll text him'.
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

remember my mantra
you don't want a "text-back", you want a "text". ie you want him to initiate contact, not to reply to you.

otherwise it doesn't count.

after a few dates this is irrelevant, but at the beginning, this mantra is gold!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Very true
although if I haven't heard from him by this evening then I will probably cave and text him anyway.
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Send a letter
quietly outling your issues and how you think that they can be resolved, explain how you want the relationship to work, but it will take effort and good commuincation from both of you. Then sign it in your own blood.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Seriously are there any good points to this guy?
If you say "oh he's hot" then I'm afraid I will have to be mean
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

When he's not being a total arse
he's lovely. And he makes me laugh.

and yes, he is hotter than a very hot thing.
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Oh SMOOTH. I am making a note of this one.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Play it cool, Wooks, play it cool....*falls through bar*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)