*frowns*
I'm looking forward to sun, beer gardens and wearing shorts as often as possible.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:17, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just trying to help ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

If you wear shorts surely
people will see the shin pads you're wearing?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

s c
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

HAHAHA!
Sadface
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

sad fat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Less of that now
I lost a few chins last month, working on the rest.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Well done you, wish i could say the same for my stomach rolls!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I do fear culling the chins
Is like trying to clean up the BP oil disaster with a Vileda Supermop and a few packets of silica gel.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

ha ha, try firing golf balls at your face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

This is the oddest gay chat-up line I have heard
The creepiest is still "Have some of my drink. Don't worry, I didn't daterape drug it."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

It's a reference to the deperate attempt to plug the Horizon leak with golf balls
Also why would someone date rape themselves; Darth any thoughts?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Maybe he's built up a tolerance to it?
Like in The Princess Bride
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I like this a lot

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Are you aware that by suggesting I like to date-rape myself
You are effectively implying that my penis is long (and flexible) enough to fuck myself in the ass?

I can only assume you've hacked my private email account
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Excellent post here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Morning misery guts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Alright mongol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Why thank you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Even though you don't have a load of chins, I want to go with you into the pub and someone to say "I'LL FUCKING CHIN HIM" and I'll say "What one?" and they'll say "what?" and I'll say "What chin? He has loads" and then the guy will start laughing instead
and might let me sleep with his misses.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Well I hope that day comes Gonz
I don't get punched, and you get laid.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Not if you keep on losing your chins, very careless, I suppose I got some tits you could fassion some chins out off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

That's made me feel rather unwell

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I can't resist a minimalist strikethrough.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I am somewhat confused by this

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

To protect your legs from those vicious bastard BBQs

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

*Belms*
Of course!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I've just noticed your sig
That is fucking weird, this morning I was rocked by a most uncharacteristic urge to listen to Broken for the first time in years. So I did. It's still great. You probably knew that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

That is odd
But it is a fantastic EP, you're right.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I'd forgotten what a blinding track Last is
I was hung up on Physical and Wish (like everyone in the world, and understandably so) when I were a lad *gazes into middle distance*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Physical is a belter, slow and grinding and dirty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Yeah that's gone straight on my We7 playlist this morning
Look at us both refusing to announce the name of the last track on the EP in the company of these immature fools
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Haha! It is also a great song
Brilliant live.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
I'll thank you not to remind me of that colossal gaping hole in my live experiences
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Apologies

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Bloody hell, that was unexpected
I was prepared for ruthless mockery. Truly you are a gent amongst scoundrels
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I'm feeling in a fairly good mood today
Plus I'm the Gentleman Punk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

That sounds a bit like one of Marilyn Manson's bandmates

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

live experiences weary and tattered bottom
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

7/10
Good descriptive capabilities but I really did leave that one wide open. BEHAVE

Fucking hell, it's gone midday and that's the first gay jibe. What goes on?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)

LIKE YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!!!!ROFLMAO!!1111

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

4/10
The naughty step awaits you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Naughty step?
Going to discipline me, are you, Mistress Foxtrot?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Keep it off the board benders.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

This is probably the closest any B3tan has ever come to flirting with me
You have to live with that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)