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I don't like those threads; too much realtionship woes and too much lolwacky band zanynessI feel like summer is coming, tit Monday can only just be around the corner and soon it will be time get wack out the BBqs (careful labs), what are you most looking forward to in the summer, or what is your favourite season.
ALT:I have and awesome new tweed jacket, should I rock some elbow patches as well to complete the geography teacher look?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:06,
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Summer is greatIt means I get to play outside with the kids instead of making the tea/tidying up. This is a good thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:12,
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All the Dafodills on the way to work are dead already, that made me sad./quite possibly the gayest post I've ever written.
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Sounds like a piece of great welsh literature,the next line should be about leeks.
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Peej, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:19,
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All dying in London as we are ahead of the rest of the country, i was in York on friday and they are in full bloom(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:16,
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London's a degree or two warmer so they open and then die earlier.
/gardener.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:18,
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I thought i wrote that we are ahead...but i didn'tNow I look spastic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:19,
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i suspected a reply like this but couldn't be bothered to fight it....Good weekend?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:23,
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Saturday was a blinder apart from the fucking footballSunday was a write-off owing to the aforementioned blinder! Still tired now.
How about yourself sir?
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Good thanks, Friday night beerssaturday morning pottering around Notting Hill with my new camera like a massive tool, and Sunday all day in the sun in the pub + cake.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:26,
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That sounds bloody great actuallyMaking the most of your free time before fatherhood takes over. I approve.
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Quite...the best sunday morning's involve tea and the Sunday timesor pub and the Sunday times and being left alone!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:32,
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Have you noticed a niche in the "posh B3tan" market which you're trying to fill?You might have to wrestle RSwipe for the title... oh I see what you did there
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Ha ha, I'm seriousAnyway, you are talking to a ex-public school boy who is today wearing a brogues, chinos and gingham.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:49,
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Oh thank fuckI am also an ex-public schoolboy but, whilst reasonably nattily dressed, nowhere near your level of sartorial poshness. My Yorkshireman father will be please.
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I thought Yorkshire men were never happy?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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can you blame them?they are from Yorkshire ffs
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:57,
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I took my suits to a tailor on saturdayexciting times eh?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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For the wedding?I had my morning suit made for me, fits like a glove, but as it was from an old skool tailor in Cirencester it is made of fairly heavy wool and is fucking hot. But it does have natty red braces.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:58,
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yeah, my wedding suit is being taken inbut my other suit needed adjusting as well, and the waistcoast for it.
Fit me perfectly when I bought it, then I went and lost some weight.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:59,
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I see he gave you his gift of abbreviated words as wellAlso there was a niche?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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Nah, you've had it sewn up for monthsHow are you anyway? Good weekend?
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It was okay thankshow about you?
I saw the nicest blazer ever online, really wanted to get it but it was out of my price range :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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To the best of my knowledge the nicest blazer ever is the one Alan Partridge wearsby association rather than design. My weekend was good thank you, still paying for it now though!
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I would hope not to look like Alan Partridgewhile I wear it. A small desperate hope perhaps.
What were you up to?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:13,
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Watching football (with beer) then DJing (with more beer) SaturdayRecovering and trying to keep up with Ms Foxtrot at Ballroom practice Sunday. It did not go well.
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Gadzooks!*startled eyebrows release grip on monocle, which tumbles into goblet of brandy with a distinctly refined "kerplunk" sound*
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*frowns*I'm looking forward to sun, beer gardens and wearing shorts as often as possible.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:17,
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If you wear shorts surelypeople will see the shin pads you're wearing?
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HAHAHA!Sadface
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:29,
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Less of that nowI lost a few chins last month, working on the rest.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:37,
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Well done you, wish i could say the same for my stomach rolls!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:39,
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I do fear culling the chinsIs like trying to clean up the BP oil disaster with a Vileda Supermop and a few packets of silica gel.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:40,
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ha ha, try firing golf balls at your face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:44,
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This is the oddest gay chat-up line I have heard The creepiest is still "Have some of my drink. Don't worry, I didn't daterape drug it."
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:50,
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It's a reference to the deperate attempt to plug the Horizon leak with golf ballsAlso why would someone date rape themselves; Darth any thoughts?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:51,
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Maybe he's built up a tolerance to it?Like in The Princess Bride
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:54,
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Are you aware that by suggesting I like to date-rape myselfYou are effectively implying that my penis is long (and flexible) enough to fuck myself in the ass?
I can only assume you've hacked my private email account
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Why thank you(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:50,
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Even though you don't have a load of chins, I want to go with you into the pub and someone to say "I'LL FUCKING CHIN HIM" and I'll say "What one?" and they'll say "what?" and I'll say "What chin? He has loads" and then the guy will start laughing instead and might let me sleep with his misses.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:43,
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Well I hope that day comes GonzI don't get punched, and you get laid.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:49,
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Not if you keep on losing your chins, very careless, I suppose I got some tits you could fassion some chins out off.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:51,
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That's made me feel rather unwell(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:54,
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I am somewhat confused by this(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:30,
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*Belms*Of course!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:37,
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I've just noticed your sigThat is fucking weird, this morning I was rocked by a most uncharacteristic urge to listen to Broken for the first time in years. So I did. It's still great. You probably knew that.
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That is oddBut it is a fantastic EP, you're right.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:30,
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I'd forgotten what a blinding track Last isI was hung up on Physical and Wish (like everyone in the world, and understandably so) when I were a lad *gazes into middle distance*
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Physical is a belter, slow and grinding and dirty(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:36,
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Yeah that's gone straight on my We7 playlist this morningLook at us both refusing to announce the name of the last track on the EP in the company of these immature fools
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Haha! It is also a great songBrilliant live.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:49,
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*narrows eyes*I'll thank you not to remind me of that colossal gaping hole in my live experiences
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Apologies(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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Bloody hell, that was unexpectedI was prepared for ruthless mockery. Truly you are a gent amongst scoundrels
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I'm feeling in a fairly good mood todayPlus I'm the Gentleman Punk.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:03,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:04,
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7/10Good descriptive capabilities but I really did leave that one wide open. BEHAVE
Fucking hell, it's gone midday and that's the first gay jibe. What goes on?
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This is probably the closest any B3tan has ever come to flirting with meYou have to live with that.
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I enjoy all seasons that aren't winter.Winter fucking sucks, I hate being cold.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:19,
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My favourite season is spring summer is too hot. I love winter as well though
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Peej, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:21,
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I am a terrible lecher.Thus I look forward to any season which encourages cute girls to wear skimpier clothes.
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There's probably a joke to be made at Chompy's expense here,but it would be tired, unoriginal and hypocritical of me, as I agree with everything you just said.
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I should probably encourage this practicebut you're generally above calling me a bender so it makes little difference to me really!
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You're waiting for an opportunity to score the first 10, aren't you(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Oh, there was never any doubt that it's going to me.I just don't feel any need to litter the field with lesser efforts before I grab it.
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I suppose I could use search to work out everyone's average scoreIf I had absolutely nothing else whatsoever to do with my life
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i like spring or autumnnot too hot, not too cold.
this summer i am looking fwd to:
couple of outdoor gigs, wearing my new chanel sunglasses, putting the roof down on the merc and cruising around in it, shakespeare in the park, going on holiday.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:26,
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I've not worked out who "rakki" is.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:34,
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I think she forgot her password so doesn't post anymore(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:41,
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Is "Shakespere in the park" a euphamism for you gobbling some "Mid Summer's night cream?"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:30,
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She'll be screaming "Once more unto the breach, dear friends"(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:38,
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Or close it up with our English dead?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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Summer/AutumnUsed to be Winter but the older I get the more I love the summer.
Alt: Only apply the elbow pathces when required. Otherwise you will look like you're trying to hard. Tweed is cool.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:32,
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Morning shitbagSportscow and I have enforced a football embargo which I assume you'll be happy to obey
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elaborate. What exactly am I agreeing to? I'm not signing until I understand completely what is required from me.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:35,
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We're not talking about footballOn account of massive officiating incompetence (Forest), piss-poor defending (Sunderland) and a bizarre decision that winning the league is for twats (your lot)
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Ummmm between the hours of 09:00 - 19:00 I'll adhere to it,Anything goes in the evening threads.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:40,
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usually toking. But I'm picking my drums up at four so prob playing them tonight(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:42,
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tits, fannies, and bums(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:49,
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nah just normal ones, I don't like those fancy vajazzles. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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I know, I ended up spending more money on new hi hats anda new crash last night too. Must stop spending the governments money on drums.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:50,
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hahadid you send me pics of the old ones?
I haven't checked my hotmail and can't until tonight
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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certainly did buhuddy.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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sweetI look forward to checking them out later
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:58,
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Don't forget the new premier league rule that inexplicably makes sending off Serbians illegal.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:48,
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Sorry, is this to do with some kind of sport?We don't know what you mean
*cries*
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Autumn is my favourite seasonAlt: No, I look at people with leather patches on tweed jackets and think 'you're trying too hard.'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:34,
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InterestingAutumn = blackberry and apple crumble, conkers and pretty red leaves
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:40,
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Pretty much yescrisp air, falling leaves, my birthday, chysanthemums, what's not to like
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:45,
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Wind and rain, the begining of winterthe shortening of the days...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:46,
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But that's all part of it's charmthere is nothing better than a crisp autumn morning, blue skies and crunchy, frosty leaves.
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^thisbest of all the seasons. Besides I quite like winter as well, so the encroachment of it is not a bad thing
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:58,
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You are The Seeds AICM joke that no-one but Tuggers will get.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:10,
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Nope, it's a reference to a superb band.You wouldn't like them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:14,
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Soon it will be beer garden weatherthis makes me very happy. Also, I'm going on holiday soon.
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surfing, campingplaying a couple of festivals this summer.
I like September best, because it is still warm, the surf is better than through the summer, but there are less people around. I'm also getting married. I may not have mentioned that.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:47,
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+ AA is still asleep(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:48,
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why are you taking pictures?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:52,
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I'm sexually atttacted to chinsBetter not go to china or I'll make a right mess! Lolz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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Me and a few b3tans were playing Rockband on Saturday, it was really good fun, I got 97% on Wonderwall, and I only messed up when some people swapped drummers and got in my way.You could always support us if you want.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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oh boy!we're going to hit the big time for sure!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:54,
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Oh man I love Rock Band(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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I've never played itonly played guitar hero a bit.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:57,
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Well the guitar playing is the sameBut DRUMZ is where it's at! Last time I played was about 9 months ago, but I got 99% on 'March of the Pigs' on Hard.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:59,
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I bet the ladies all totally wanted you after that triumph(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:00,
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It was just with Em So yes.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:01,
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Why wait for summer to go camping?DF does it all year round.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:11,
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I actually agree. 5 is rather generous really.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:16,
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My quest to make B3ta THE place to go for sophisticated, intelligent gay jibes continuesThank you for your understanding.
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who did you steal it from?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:52,
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Did the security tags cause holes then?Or some other joke like that.
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Alt: I own a corduroy shirt.We should totally go around places together pretending to be vagrant geography teachers.
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I believe each of the seasons to have their merits.I do like the delusional optimism of spring, the crisp clearness of winter, the mellow misty jumpers-on and nice-warm-pubbiness of autumn and the shorts-wearing outdoor pintiness of summer.
What I of course really mean is that all seasons are shit and bent like your jacket (you cunt).
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:09,
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I had a simply spiffing weekend and am consequently hugely buoyant.It won't last, don't worry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:27,
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Simply lovely day with my daughter on Saturdaybut also a great day out walking about the East End with Lusters yesterday, too. And the most rocking burrito I've eaten in the UK, just up from my house, as a bonus.
Meeting re my letter to ex postponed til this week so I'll be miserable again soon enough, fear not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:36,
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that's mostly goodfingers are crossed for the meeting.
Tabasco sauce update: the stuff I was talking about is their Chipotle sauce, I bought a bottle yesterday
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:45,
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Oh god that stuff is amazing(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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yeah it isI can't wait to have it on something.
Went to my parents' place last night and my mum cooked wild boar (WILD BOAR!) so haven't had a chance to use the sauce.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:49,
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Autumn, as I'm born on the solsticeand you have the nice bright but cool days of summer, and it doesn't get bitterly cold just yet.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:17,
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And "AUTUMNAL EQUINOX!!" is in my auto complete :(please forgive me. I'm powerbanging out an essay on a subject I know very little on and I've just got the the point where I have less to write than I have already written.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:43,
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What's the subject, we can all join in?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:45,
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Hagiography and its influences from the classical world(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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The study of saints eh?I'd ask Roota, she's a left footer.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:49,
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As am I, dearest.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:49,
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I could try and appear clever and say something about comparing greek gods and heros with stories of christian saints,but it would be very dull.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:54,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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Oh I wish.Though I'm too tired to be interested in that sort of shit right now.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:50,
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