Munchies is surely rather descriptive
Better than Reece's pieces, I can only imagine that a Romanian orpahn who had been starved it's entire life and had nevr taste sugar would want to eat such a hideous conconction...of course the orphan would have no teeth, but maybe they could lick it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

no its not
You can munch on anything
Starting with my dick
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I knew there was something odd about you
*shelves wank fantasy*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

but its blue

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

What are you, Smurfette?

(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

if only
How are you lovely? How are things with the guy?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

He died of AIDS on the weekend.
It's terribly sad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)

He sounds like a right Bertie.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

BUM AIDS.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

shelves wank fantasy?
You must be a fucking nightmare in B&Q.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Haha!
2nd click of the day awarded


"Clean up team to aisle 5 (Paints). He's done it again"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

best ASBO ever
"no wanking within 100 yards of a DIY store"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Spectacular.
*applause*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Oh, oh wait for it, hang on, here we go...
You want to be careful allowing him access to top shelf material.

*guffaws*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

*chortles*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

haha, splendid

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I have a problem :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Just the one, old boy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Many, many problems, but, only one that involves flat pack furniture and wanking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)

But a bitch ain't one (because you're gay).

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

No, because I respect women and would never refer to them in such a derogatory manner
pretty little things that they are
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Patronise, yes.
Traumatise, no.

Words to live by.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)

SOME PEOPLE on here should read this
and have a bit of an old think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Lusty?
You're on the wrong account, pet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

account boyfriend

Ooooh it burns
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)