Dogging does require stretching. I've nearly got my vertical splits now, which really comes in handy when dogging
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you do dogging with the windows open or closed?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Sounds to me like your dogging skills are almost complete.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

The final stage
is to master the art of flicking the windscreen wipers on just at the moment that the observing filthy pervert unleashes his load all over the windscreen. This will cause the jizz to be flicked back in his face, and you can point and laugh at the irony that he has, to all intents and purposes, just fucked himself.

Or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

You've done this before

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I read it in a book.
No, wait, it was Colin what told me. Down the pub.

Yes, Colin. That's the geezer.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

hmmmm, *scratches beard*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)