Late shift - for those just joining who can't be arsed with the thread below
What are you up to tonight?

I shall mainly be downloading music.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:51, 81 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Making lunch for the rest of the week,
drinking booze and talking shit online.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I shall be bathing and reading to my little girl,
followed by a massive sleep.

What shall you be downloading?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Gojira, some drum and bass and whatever else springs to mind
And 70's rock for my father-in-law; yes I haven't got round to it yet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Funny that.
Get him some Mountain (the live one is excellent), Nazareth, James Gang, Babe Ruth, early Ted Nugent, Montrose, early ZZ Top, Leaf Hound, oh I don't know, do your own fucking research...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

+ Crosby Stills & Nash and the Allman Brothers Band

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Will do all of these, thanks very much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

esp Live at the Fillmore for the Allmans.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Also Free, Taste, and The Who live at Leeds.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Gojira aren't too shabby, not the best live though, I felt.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Have you heard Jettblack?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Nein.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Great vocalist
I would recommend having a listen. If you have Spotify they're on there.

If not, find it somewhere else you flid.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Thanks for the tip.
Maybe I'll look them up using my SPACE PHONE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Functioning now?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Yes thank you.
In truth I've no intention of using it for the internet. I just wanted a decent 'walkman' and the camera is incredible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Spo-ti-fy? Is that some sort of new fangled grammarphone?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Now I have an alarming mental image
of a little girl sitting on the toilet while Monty reclines in the bath and reads to her from Mein Kampf.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 19:14, Reply)

knocking up a curry
drinking wine and, I suspect, watching the football.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Try not to get the lime pickle on your bellend

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I'll do my best

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I got in the slow-cooker
Fried off onions, diced butternut squash, chicken legs, ground cumin, ground corianda, garlic salt, chopped dried appricots.

It smells really nice, should be good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Sounds nice apart from the apricots.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I suspect he's going a bit Morrocan there

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 19:15, Reply)

calling a bar to see if they have my drivers license and if they don't I'll be registering online for a new one
oh, and laundry
life is so exciting
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

You are Rock and Roll personified
well Rock maybe, Belladonna's got rolling all sewn up
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

ZING

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

yeah totally rocking this way, mother fucker
so bitching i might even attempt to wax my mother fucking legs
shit yeah
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Hahahhaa

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Alternating between making music and drinking beer

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Pub quiz
Exciting times indeed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Company Pub Quiz on Thurs - kill me
Apparently my team is called the dyslexic brians, you see what they've done is set up the joke by letting the crowd know that we are dyslexic and then spelt the second word wrong! Genius
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Pfft
If there's a music round watch out for helmets using their iPhones to identify the tune. Bastards.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I might take my new haircut to the pub for a pint.
Just to establish if it looks as weird as I think it does.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

It does, probably as weird as mine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I seem to be the only one not liking their new hair.
Meh.

This evening, I am going to make a load of butternut squash soup and look for a new place to live, send a couple of emails re the OU course that I want to take in October and probably drink a couple of glasses of wine.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 19:25, Reply)

No idea.
Wine and food will be involved, but beyond that I haven't a scooby.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Making a sausage casserole or 3 for freezing into portions
And watching the Matrix at 10:35.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Alright, accurate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)

+on ITV1
Allowing for ad breaks, it finishes at 1am, at which point I will go to bed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Have you got OCD/Autism?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Nope
The initial time was for anyone else who fancied watching it. After your post though, I decided to add extra info for shits & giggles, of which I have received neither, and feel considerably cheated.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

*shits in jiffy bag*
*laughs*
*posts to AA*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)

This is a superb post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Shits in a jiffy bag.
LOVE IT.

Hope you have chosen a waterproof variety so that nobody other than the intended recipient gets a snif of the action. Perhaps you should shit in a small zip-lock bag, then put that into a jiffy bag.

Even better, you could wrap a shit in a pink napkin, put that in a zip-lock bag and then put in in a jiffy bag.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I am slightly worried
to think that you might have experience in these matters.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 19:42, Reply)

You're in offtopic, of course he has
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

finishing off my assignment, watching football, have a scheduled phone call
with a girlie too.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)

A 5:30 call up from the nurse at the clap clinic
does not constitute a scheduled phone call with a girlie.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I've got three hours of pole, which chompy has made me nickname dogging because he got sick of hearing about pole. so I've got three hours of dogging tonight.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Don't forget to stretch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Dogging does require stretching. I've nearly got my vertical splits now, which really comes in handy when dogging
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Do you do dogging with the windows open or closed?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Sounds to me like your dogging skills are almost complete.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

The final stage
is to master the art of flicking the windscreen wipers on just at the moment that the observing filthy pervert unleashes his load all over the windscreen. This will cause the jizz to be flicked back in his face, and you can point and laugh at the irony that he has, to all intents and purposes, just fucked himself.

Or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

You've done this before

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I read it in a book.
No, wait, it was Colin what told me. Down the pub.

Yes, Colin. That's the geezer.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

hmmmm, *scratches beard*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Just finished downloading a film.
The American starring George Clooney, to watch on my train home in an hour. It's probably shit, which is just as well that I have the complete Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Thick of It back catalogues on my laptop as a safety net.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I need to dowload all of the Thick of It
When will it be back?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Dunno, I know the fourth series has been commissioned though.
I want Chris Langham to come back and be in it, yes he may be a nonce but he's also very funny. Surely the latter cancels out the former.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

*nonces child*
*tells hilarious joke about horse porn*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I love the Thick of It
didn't know they'd commissioned another series. Be interesting to see Malcolm in Opposition
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Not really, no...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Not doing much
watch a film, have some lasagne. Real hardcore stuff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

A yesterday I had a Loyd Grossman pasta bake sauce from a jar.
It was pretty good. I looked at the ingredients on the jar and thought "I can make that!" so I bought some bits and bobs, daughter and I just made four jar's worth and it tastes fucking divine. She's rather pleased with her cheese straws too.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 18:13, Reply)

just got back from work (thanks to exhibition opening)
I shall mostly be wasting time online, reading and drinking more tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Tonight I shall be mainly sulking
as I have just been outbid on a potential birthday present which would have made me the best not-quite-girlfriend ever. Hmph.
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:03, Reply)

curses!
what was it? a tennis raquet with boobs? could you not find one somewhere else?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:04, Reply)

No.
a signed Van Halen LP. I suspect it will be quite hard to find another between now and Friday...
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Pick up one at a second hand shop
and scribble on it. Who's to know?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:06, Reply)

this would have been my suggestion

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I would know!
and that would make me a shit not-quite-girlfriend.
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:07, Reply)

only if he found out

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I have morals.
it's still wrong whether he finds out or not.
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:10, Reply)

looks like
Nearly bf is getting anal for his birthday then...











(With noel's 15")
(CheatingRabbit, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Bizarre sexual practises have come up (fnar) in conversation
apparently that is not one of his, so my arse is safe.
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:15, Reply)

never mind, perhaps next time

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I have absolutely zero desire to have anal sex
the thought of it makes me feel physically ill.
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I've never felt the urge either
I'll quite happily pass, thanks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Do I get a say in this?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Right. I'm going to the pub.
See you crazy kids on the low-ride*

*Or whatever it is the kids say.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 20:18, Reply)