I had a great time at pole on monday, mine and apple's beginners class is fully booked and people are still trying to join, we rock.

unfortunately my real job absolutely sucks donkey balls, but I have yet to hear back from any others I've applied to. Better hide my phone now, its not allowed to be visible to anyone walking past the window.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Are you in MI6?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I wish. I bet mi6 is allowed to put on lip balm at their desks
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:04, Reply)

That is MI5
In MI6, that is punishable by DEATH
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:06, Reply)

it's cake or death in MI5.
Old school.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I like this.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Maybe I do work in mi6 then and its so secret even I don't know
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Donkey fertilisation specialist innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:06, Reply)

How come you are late coming home from work again?
You've been fucking donkeys
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:08, Reply)

That's the plot of the A-Team, series 3, episode 5, Clive.
Where have you really been?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I must remember to stop taking LSD before breakfast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

You know the correct answer is
"lost a bet in a dockside bar and got tag-fucked by Russian sailors" , right?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

"I was being the cum sponge at a German gay club"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

"your father and I were spit-roasting a hooker"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

That was after breakfast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Its a tough job...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:08, Reply)

...but someone's gotta wank off donkeys.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

If you didn't, just think of all the pent-up donkey spaff.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Some days its all I can think about
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I don't blame you

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)